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And I poop

when your friend says something so shocking, you feel the need to shit yourself.
Guy: I got your friend pregnant and i’m leaving the country but I’m in love with you. come with me?

You: AND I POOP?!
by mamimunch69 September 4, 2023
mugGet the And I poopmug.

And I poop -

The new way to say And I oop, while also making fun of saying and I oop.

Can also be used to tell people that you are taking a shit
You: Vcso girls say and I opp way too...
(Vsco girl enters room)
You: And I poop -
by ImEssIguess November 25, 2019
mugGet the And I poop -mug.

poop i spy

Sneaking a peek at the toilet paper after wiping your butt at the conclusion of a dump.
I can attest to the clean break and clean toilet paper wipe after my dump because I pulled a Poop I Spy.
by RealDollParts February 15, 2017
mugGet the poop i spymug.

i pooped

when someone and their friend our out of jokes they will say "i pooped"
freind 1: *sighs*
friend 2: "hey guess what"
friend 1: "whats up?'
friend 2 "i pooped"
friend 1: hahaha
by uhohstinkypoop October 16, 2019
mugGet the i poopedmug.

I poop

The two most deadly words in the english lexicon
*hey I poop* *dies*
by Tomslick59 September 11, 2021
mugGet the I poopmug.

And I poop

A new way to say and I oop, while also making fun of VSCO girls.

Also, a way to say you are taking a shit
You: VSCO girls are so annoying, I cant stand the way they keep saying And I oop, like...
*VSCO girl enters*
You: And i poop
by ImEssIguess November 25, 2019
mugGet the And I poopmug.

i pooped on a bird and it screamed like a taco

why would you even search this up-
Person 1: HEY MAN I POOPED ON A BIRD AND IT SCREAMED LIKE A TACO!

Person 2: I mean they deserve that for pooping on my car all the time.
by cat hotdog June 15, 2021
mugGet the i pooped on a bird and it screamed like a tacomug.

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