hundalasiliah

The funky version of hallelujah.

"Eye no there is a heaven and a hell...Hundalasiliah!"

by mmfunky March 7, 2008

keep it three hundred

Three hundred in Roman numerals is CCC, which also stands for "Cool, Calm, and Collected."

I keep it three hundred, like the Romans.

No, Kanye West didn't mistake the Spartans for the Romans.

by Smatribe August 13, 2014

Hungarian Stool

The device commonly known as Traffic cone is used in certain neighborhoods of Budapest for the purpose of sitting, especially as a barstool in clubs, bars and liquor stores. The persons who sit on Hungarian stools are usually Hungarian patrons of these establishments or foreign booze hounds and vodkaginas. As expected, sitting is performed simply by entering the tip of the stool into the anus of the sitter. Excessive sitting on a Hungarian stool may lead to several side effects of varying severity, from the light anal eclipse, through the medium anal vineyard and the severe ass bonanza to the fatal anal suicide. However, mostly it is a harmless habit with many fans and aficionados. The Hungarian stools are also used as a mean of foreplay among extreme Hungarian ass fiddlers, anal cartographers and ass spelunkers. People who use Hungarian stools on a daily basis or even use them as their office chairs are called Domany. Mukaka is the leftover on the tip of the cone after being used for sitting. The Domany split into two major schools, those who clean the mukaka before the next use and those who just lick it.

Hey Domany, why don’t you clean the Mukaka and shitweld off the Hungarian stool before you leave?

by feldermaus October 24, 2008

hundred-yard hottie

term given to a female to describe she is beautiful from afar, or until closer inspection.

you see a girl with a nice ass and short skirt across the parking lot but can't make out her face, you say...
"there's a hundred-yard hottie that's lookin' damn fine"

by TheMule September 17, 2008

zero to hundred

go from calm to angry in seconds

If you keep playing with me I am going to go zero to hundred real quick.

by ginababy February 24, 2015

Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased.

Quote from the video game Mass Effect, spoken by Nihlus. Used to unenthusiastically congratulate someone.

Joker: Drift, just under 1500K.
Nihlus: Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased.

Mort: Holy crap! I got into MIT!
Mort's Father: MIT is good. Your captain will be pleased.

by Nihlus November 21, 2010

the hungarian oven

When farting in bed you force your partner under the blanket. Then you completely seal the space under the blanket so that no air gets in. Just sit back, relax and let him/her enjoy the fumes.. This is the infamous hungarian oven!

Last night Bill gave me the hungarian oven.

by General Pejk January 30, 2007