Thor's Hammer 

When one gets aroused by thunderstorms or loud, booming noises.

This thunderstorms given John a bad case of Thor's Hammer. He has to get nailed during thunderstorms.

Thor's Hammer by OtterWithMjolnir August 2, 2018

Lucifer's Hammer 

When you have been drinking and smoking to much and accidently set your penis on fire. So you slap it across your girlfriends face to put it out.

My boy bharrat accidently set his penis on fire, so he yells here comes Lucifer's Hammer as he slaps it across his Girlfriend's face.

Lucifer's Hammer by Senor Hueso. September 2, 2018

Thor's Hammer 

When theres 6 guys banging a chick, 2 in each hole, and they all blow thier loads at the same time, then they all spinebust the girl at the same time.

Kathy died last night after we hit her with Thor's Hammer.

Thor's Hammer by kingrootintootin December 23, 2005

thor's hammer 

The act of giving a girl a purple headed mushroom tattoo, but from directly above, unleashing all of the fury of Ragnarök upon her head.

I totally gave that chick Thor's hammer last night dude, she'll have to wear a hat for a week to cover the bruise.

thor's hammer by VaughnSmithIsGOOD April 27, 2008

Randy's Hammer 

When you let somebody's grandma fart on you while she watches you take a shit behind a dumpster in the back of a Denver Denny's. Afterwords you wipe your ass with soggy used napkins found in said dumpster, and stick them on the dumpster to form a Z shape. This indicates that Zoro was here.

Black Steve: Yo Jim I hooked up with that G-Milf I met at K-Mart the other day, and we decided to go out after for some of Randy's Hammer.
Jim: Ayo dats hasapudawuda mang.
Black Steve: Word.

Randy's Hammer by 1500Percent February 21, 2011

Thor's Hammer 

An act of masturbation in which a male individual grips the shaft of his erect penis in one hand, leaving the head exposed. Then, the other hand is balled into a fist, and forcefully smashes the head of the individuals penis, like a hammer.

Oh damn, I shouldn't Thor's Hammer anymore, my boober is starting to turn purple.

Thor's Hammer by takeitupanacho May 12, 2016

Thor's Hammer 

When you take a shit on the lid of a toilet so no one can lift the lid without either cleaning it or making a mess. Only someone worthy will clean it up.

She was being a bitch so I gave her a Thor's Hammer and left. Now when she goes to use the toilet she'll have to be worthy to lift the lid.

Thor's Hammer by Rmistiff July 10, 2019