A man of average height probably born in September. Some might say a karate ninja, but don't let his looks fool you, he can kill you with his thumb. Likes to chew on rocks on his down time. He is a great family man, he will do anything for his family. And he is a great friend and awesome fishing partner. But his best quality is giving people rides, especially after they have been loitering all day.
by anonymous January 21, 2024
Get the Humbertomug. a random name you can give something that doesn't require a whole lot of thought and only exists just to fill it in, or to be completely random.
I gotta make a name for my character, but I'm out of ideas. I gotta name him something random, like Humberto Quackenbush.
by Humberto Quackenbush June 3, 2021
Get the Humberto Quackenbushmug. A zeisty ass motherfucker who loves to crawl on all fours. He’s super caked up and loves twerking especially when people watch. He loves his family and would do anything for them. You can count on him to get you out of a jam. Shame about his big ass forehead though.
“Did you see Humberto walk by just now”?!
“Girl I know. His booty bigger than mines Oh Lord. If I could just get my hands on those cheeks”!
“Girl I know. His booty bigger than mines Oh Lord. If I could just get my hands on those cheeks”!
by I got the yamsssss November 25, 2023
Get the Humbertomug. Specifically in Arkansas, to be assumed as a Puerto Rican after laminating over the 6 7 debate team project
I was just Humbertoed!!!!
by Mr. Humberto October 7, 2025
Get the Humbertoedmug. The biggest bitch you will ever meet he likes to fuck a lot with his little dick he is alright at sports but he’s still a bitch he loves to masturbate near other men and yes in other words a bitch
Humberto is a bitch
by Johnny sins 123 November 21, 2021
Get the Humbertomug.