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Humbaster

A woman who after performing fellatio, unbeknownst to the man, spits his semen into a turkey baster and deposits it in her womb. After 9 fruitful months gives birth to the humbasted baby and then often proceeds to sue for childsupport.
He didn't even know the chick and she gave him a blowy in the alley behind the bar and turkey basted herself with it. Watch out for that humbaster.
by drclownpenis May 23, 2011
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dallas humballing

getting a woman to suck your balls whilst humming the theme tune of dallas.
du du du du du du du du du dallas humballing
by dodothebiy December 16, 2009
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humball

(1) The act of taking a man's testicle(s) in your mouth and going "HMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!".

See also "bawhum" (scots) and "plum hum".

(2) Can also be used as a derogatory term.
(1) That Tracey that works in Abdul's Kebabs gives a mean humball if you buy her a half of Bucky!

(2) See Alec in sales? A right humball and no mistake.
by juux December 22, 2004
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Ba Humbug

A word that first started in the famous novel by Charles Dickens entitled, "A Christmas Carol." Usually used to describe disappointment or grumpy person.
Priscilla: "Do you want to come with me to a concert."
Vanessa: "No. I have alreay been to that concert."
Priscilla: "Ba humbug."
by priskilla123 July 30, 2009
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Humagen

Humagen > Nahshan
by Trogdor8freebird April 12, 2009
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Humbaba

Humbaba was the giant who guraded the cedar forest in The Epic of Gilgamesh. Gilgamesh and Enkidu killed him. He was the keeper of the forest, guradian of the forest and when he died there was chaos in the forest.
1.)Gilgamesh and Enkidu are douche bags for killing Humbaba.
2.) Don't go into that forest Humbaba will kill you.
by Utnutpishten September 29, 2005
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Humbug

The word "Humbug" has is a german word and a synonym for the word "Unsinn" which means "Nonsense".

It's a dialect thingie.
"Mann, redest du einen Humbug!"
"Man, you're talking such a humbug!"
"The kids are doin' such a humbug here!"
"Everything else is humbug!"
by ShiftyPhonk December 10, 2004
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