Skip to main content

How now, brown cow?

It actually means, "What's next?" I read that on the Merriam Webster Dictionary site after trying to look it up here.
"How now, brown cow?"

"You're going to turn into a purple cow."

*poof*
by Sara Harmon April 9, 2006
mugGet the How now, brown cow? mug.

how now, cassio

it basically means 'sup'
adapted from othello- way of greeting your friends :)
mitra:"Sup eve"
eve: "how now, cassio"
by mitraeve September 11, 2006
mugGet the how now, cassio mug.

How now, brown cow?

lighthearted way of asking "What's up? What's next?"

Has its roots in prohition era referring to when a keg (brown in those days) was empty, "well, what are we gonna do now..."
"It seems as though the rave is over, Winnifred" says Penelope.
"How now, brown cow?" says Winnfred inquisitively
"Let's get poprox!"
by TexasCaveman August 27, 2005
mugGet the How now, brown cow? mug.

How Now Brown Cow

When someone is caught lying. How now is self explainitory. Brown Cow means that they are a liar. Works incredibly well if they are exposed for their lie.
Guy 1: Hey, I know what the capital of Illinois is. It's Chicago.

Guy 2: It's Springfield. How now brown cow?
by gbee93 April 9, 2011
mugGet the How Now Brown Cow mug.

how now brown cow

Guy's slang for a hott girl.
Dude did you just see that how now brown cow?

There is a how now brown cow walking this way.
by Tepeki August 15, 2007
mugGet the how now brown cow mug.

How now, brown cow

Whenever you make an advance towards the opposite sex and are blatantly turned down without any notification. Can happen through any median of communication ( i.e. in person at a bar, myspace/facebook/other social networking websites.)
1. "Yea, dude! I was talkin to this hot ass bitch on myspace for like three days straight...non-stop! She was diggin my shit! Then she like stopped talkin to me outta no where! I think she moved to like Dutch Pennsylvania...."

"Naw nigga! She just how now, brown cowed the shit outta you!"
by Big Mac & Kevin Pertego Inc. October 3, 2008
mugGet the How now, brown cow mug.

how not to be popular

How NOT to be Popular is a book written by all of the lame and uncoordinated. it tells you how to not have friends and make many enemies.
Have you read How NOT to be Popular? well obviously because you act and dress like that.
by Little Miss Uncoordinated February 26, 2009
mugGet the how not to be popular mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email