Hotter than Satan's gooch

A term used when describing how hot and humid it is (most commonly used in Texas), compares the temperature of a room to the area between Satan's testicles and asshole

Guy 1 "We need to fix the AC unit, it's, like, 100 degrees in here!"
Guy 2 "I know, it's hotter than Satan's gooch in here!"

by KnightStormer2 April 26, 2015

hotter than the devil's dick

Excrutiatingly hot and humid.

Man, its hotter than the devil's dick today!

by Lynniecat April 20, 2006

hotter than a slave ship

term used to describe a very hot place

"It's hotter than a slave ship in this muhfucka mayne..on the real"

by lukejuice July 13, 2007

Hotter than a dancing bobcat

1. When someone is on a streak or role. Doing well.

2. When the temperature outside is beyond bearable.

All references by Joe Simpson, Atlanta Braves color analyst

1. That ball player is hotter than a dancing bobcat

2. It’s hotter out here than a dancing bobcat

by DiamondsandDaisies May 28, 2018

Hotter than the devil's asshole

A more extreme expression to convey intense heat.

Similar to "hotter than hell", and more uncomfortably specific.

It is hotter than the devil's asshole and our a/c is broken.

Don't touch that plate, it's hotter than the devil's asshole.

by Catullus Nex September 1, 2013

Hotter than Satan's Anus

A phrase said when it is unbelievably hot. So hot you think your face is going to melt off.

If hell is the hottest place imaginable, than imagine how hot in must me in Satan's anus.

Good Lord it's hotter than Satan's anus in here!

by LucyLuWhooo December 13, 2010

Hotter than Satan's ballsack

This is most hot. This condition occurs only when humidity is almost non existent and temperatures reach that of 120 to 130 degrees Fahrenheit. Wearing body armor and gas masks seem unbearable. Small, dark colored pets die seemingly without warning. A great time to make beef jerky out doors.

Hotter than Satan's Ballsack

Yo dog, it be hotter than Satan's ballsack up in this bitch!

by s2vet June 23, 2010