hoser

"Hoser" Shortened version of "Hose Head"
A term used to refer to simple minded people that siphon gas from other peoples cars using a hose. The gas money saved can then be used to buy more beer and back-bacon as well as fuel for the Coleman Stove.
Also used as a derogatory remark when refering to an idiot.
Made popular by SCTV's Bob and Doug Mackenzie on the Great White North show.

Take off you Hoser! Get me another beer eh!

by Bazm April 9, 2006

hosery

ho-ish activities!

that bitch latifa fucked tyrone, tyrese and tyrel last night!! she is partaking in hosery!

by Gracey Cent January 6, 2007

hoser hut

where canadians go to grab a beer or to just hang out. Or ones house that is mostly canadian.

this is america go back to your hoser hut and cry into your beer.

by mcctino May 22, 2010

Hoser

The term hoser comes from the pre-zamboni days when the losing had to hose down the ice at the end of the night.

"Ya friggin hoser!"

by SeanC_Eh January 17, 2014

Hoser Poser

any fucker who acts like they from Canadia, but they aint so fuck them. kinda like hockey hoser

You ain't no Hoser, eh! You're not from Toronto, eh! You ain't never been to Moosejaw, or Moosehead, or Moosefactory, eh! You couldn't find Regina on a map, eh! So what the fuck is a "Frobisher Bay", eh?!

by SLEEZ [MOD GRAFFIX KREW 2K4] December 22, 2004

Hosexual

Hosexual refers to the sexuality of that an individual that is a ho. They’re sexual preference is purely limited on who will give them attention. Typically a hosexual will deny the fact that they are a ho and pretend to not know what hosexual means.

“What’s a hosexual?”

“Someone who’s hosexual, look it up boomer.”

by DasaniWater69 July 9, 2019

Log Hoser

Someone that pees on poo poo

The water was turned off but Drew still took a dump and Patrick didn't want to be a Log Hoser so he peed outside.

by Coin Comedy July 28, 2011