Hooked 

Being totally in love or addicted to someone.

We went on a date last night and I am totally hooked

Hooked by Legitunderstandings July 13, 2016

hooked on ebonics 

Near exclusive use of black street slang and especially use of black street talk by pathetic 'wannabee black' whites.

Joe is totally a cretin, dude. We were talking to this sweeeeeeet chick and right away he is slinging this albino Puff Daddy rap on her. She was like rolling her eyes and looked at me like...'who is this hoooked on ebonics fool?'

hooked on ebonics by Mo Dixley August 5, 2005

whale oil beef hooked 

well i'll be fucked in an irish accent if spoken quickly

a 17-page essay? whale oil beef hooked

whale oil beef hooked by Dugtriooooo January 8, 2019

Hooded Bandit 

A way to refer to a uncircumcised penis.

Look he has a hooded bandit!

Show me the hooded bandit.

Hooded Bandit by Hooded Bandit February 27, 2022

Hooked On Phonics 

A prgram for illiterate people, mostly children. It teaches how to read and write through different exercises. You can get it by dialing 1800-ABC-DEFG

How the hell am i supposed to order hooked on phonics by dialing ABCDEFG if i can't read?

Hooked On Phonics by Diego Giraldez December 28, 2005

Kansas muffin hooper 

When a girl rubs her boobs on a guy's ass to give him pleasure.

Maura gave Cody a Kansas muffin hooper last night and he jizzed in his pants!

Sebastion begged Ashley for a Kansas muffin hooper last night and she willingly obliged.

Molly and Trey love to Kansas muffin hooper all night long.

Kansas muffin hooper by JJAAMMSS April 17, 2009

Hopedale mall 

a crappy mall in Oakville with no good stores and were all the white gangsta wannabes and old people go to hang out . actual the only good store there is big bare . basically a giant hole in the ground with two stores and a security guard. the nickname given to it is hopeless witch i think is so true.

wannabe1: yo dog do u wana hang out
wannabe2:yeea where do u wana go
wannabe1:Hopedale mall man were else
wannabe2:well were we going to hang
wannabe1: in front of timmies of corse
wannabe2: yeea guy lets go
old guy : those kids have no lives

Hopedale mall by vinnie zee March 17, 2009