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HOODWINKED

When a perfectly good white girl with a racist Honkey, red neck daddy Falls in love with a light skinned golden brown niggas doggystyle.
Goddammit Heidi, yo daddys been Hoodwinked.
HOODWINKED by COLDLIFE January 28, 2022

hookwinked 

When you're expecting a call, and you pick up a phone and it turns out to be the person you least wanted to talk to.
My wife was supposed to call at 3 p.m., but I got hookwinked when it was my girlfriend instead.
hookwinked by Hookwinker August 9, 2016

Hoodtwinked 

Being fooled by a trap and engaging in intercourse.
Man1: I met this cute girl at a party and brought her home, right? While I'm fucking "her" ass, I reach around and find a cock bigger than mine!
Man2: That trap hoodtwinked you, man. Always confirm desired genitals before sex. Consider this a lesson learned.
Hoodtwinked by ChoreBoy88 July 29, 2017

hoodwinker 

Pulling your car over to the side of the road to pee while pretending to be checking under the hood of your vehicle.
usually done on a highway where there is no rest areas or you just cant "hold it" any longer.
"hey bro pull over, i gotta whiz"
"right here on the interstate in broad daylight?"
"no problem, we'll just pull a hoodwinker"
hoodwinker by topsidejoe August 29, 2009

hoodwinker 

a blown out pussy that looks like kenny from southparks hood
that chick has a hoodwinker
hoodwinker by bob barker December 16, 2004

Hoodwinked

When you thought a guy was cut and then he pulls it out and he’s uncircumcised. But... he starts getting hard and the head starts coming out and the tip is just winking at you.
I went home with nick and I got totally hoodwinked. He was uncut and the turtle neck slowly came down and it winked at me.
Hoodwinked by Jennathan June 7, 2019