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National Bang Your Homie Day 

National Bang Your Homie Day is a purported event where individuals engage in sexual activities with their best friend(s), regardless of the nature of the encounter, be it oral or anal sex. The premise suggests that such acts are exempt from being labeled as homosexual due to the occasion being recognized as National Bang Your Homie Day. However, it's important to note that this notion perpetuates harmful stereotypes and disregards the complexities of sexual orientation and consent. This national event occurs on March 11th every year.
Yo bro did you know its March 11th?

Whats on March 11th?

Bro its National Bang Your Homie Day!

What's that?

Where we can have sex and it wouldn't be gay since its National Bang Your Homie Day!

Fuck yes, my love! I can't wait to have you deep in my guts with your deep strokes..

Yes, baby. I've been wanting to get into that tight bootyhole for a long time. Come on, lets get into that bedroom.

*2 years later, They are dating*

The End

National slime your homie day

February 26th: national slime your homie day

A day to slime (shoot) your homies
Yo bro it’s national slime your homie day. *pulls out gun*

National "look out for a homie" day 

October 15th is the day in which you look out for your friends. Text them nice messages, compliments, and just be there for them. (Any gender counts as a homie today.)
You: "Hey bro, its National "look out for a homie" day. You doing alright?"
Them: "Nah, are you fine with me talking about it?"
You: "Bro, of course."
Them: "Bro.."

National Homie Rimming Day 

July 9th (7/9) is national homie rimming day where you and your homies rim each other
It's National Homie Rimming Day Jarrod, get over here and let me eat that ass.

National Kiss Your Homie Goodnight Day 

Celebrated on November 5th, the National Holiday of Kissing Your Homies Goodnight is a recently added U.S. holiday in which every homie must kiss at least one homie goodnight.
Ayo, it’s National Kiss Your Homie Goodnight Day, kiss me for the one time.

Homie hopper day 

(Nov.14th) Homie hopper day is a day to celebrate the people who are “extra friendly” in your friend group. Shout out to all my homie hopper h0es!
Got a homie hopper in your group? Celebrate them on homie hopper day! After all, a homie to one is a homie to all ;)
Homie hopper day by HomHopHoe October 6, 2021