Holden

Aussie car company that was bought out by GM. Then they got fucked by having Daewoos in their line up. All of the cars are good looking, and perform good with the exception of the:
Holden Barina (Daewoo Kalos)
Holden Viva (Daewoo Lacetti)
Holden Epica (Daewoo Tosca)
1: "My Holden broke down"
2: "How the fuck does that happen?"
1: "I dont know. All I know is that my Holden Epica is at the shop right now."
2: "Oh. Youre driving a Daewoo. Thats why."
1: "Damn. I knew i shulve bought the Commodore."
2: "Dont worry about it. The same thing happened when I bought a Holden Viva."
by Sum Random Shit December 30, 2007
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Common term for a boy who wastes his day masturbating to cheap asian porn while watching the brady bunch.
Wow, that kid is such all a holden. Its amazing he actually has a girlfriend thats not asian
by Koolaid3 November 16, 2010
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White boy that only listens to music by dead, white people. He loves to hang around black people, hoping that he will one day be able to say the n word.
Holden dees nutz
by Lovely Little Lad March 23, 2023
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A sweet, caring, adorable kiddo. He will definitely speak his mind, when he doesn’t wanna be with people, but when he does wanna be with people, he is the sweetest most huggable person ever. If you get a chance to meet an Holden, never let go of him, you will regret it forever. I love you Holdie. ❤️
I met the sweetest guy named Holden.
by Magic_in_my_bones November 04, 2022
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You see that faggot playing the contrabass clarinet, yeah that's Holden; what a dumbass
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An unloyal fuckboy who sexually complements other women in front of his lovers. He’ll get mad when he can’t get his booty pics or other nudes or if he can’t take no for an answer.
by ewewewwoo July 27, 2018
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Holden has a 0.000000001 mm wang. he is a wanghead. Nobody likes him and he is loud. You know he comes for dat booty
Holden is the biggest wang
by riverskipper October 23, 2018
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