hoku k.

a really really hot chick.

damn, hoku k. is hot.

by adolfhitlerrrrr February 26, 2008

Hokus Tokus

1. the act of getting mysteriously high off of shwagg weed
2. Canadian DoomRock band

Man, I don’t know how I got so high off the hokus tokus shit..

by EnergyChasm January 1, 2012

hoky poky

An Italian's version of the hanky panky

you wanna do tha hoky poky ?????

by big dad g February 16, 2009

hokuto shin-ken

v. Originating partly from ken and partly from a fictional martial art called Hokuto Shinken, featured in the anime series "Fist Of The North Star".

1. An incredibly vile smelling liquid ken that leaves the anus with massive explosive force, almost filling the toilet bowl with excrement as well as coating the sides. The force of a hokuto shin-ken is sometimes sufficient to propel the excreter several inches into the air.

2. Considered to be more severe than a holocaust ken, in fact the most extreme form of ken

Shitting in Mr T's bin would have been bad enough but I did a hokuto shin-ken which not only meant that I had to wipe my arse up his front door, but the smell also killed his geraniums.

by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005

Hoky crap

interj. of surprise , anger, and sarcasm. euphemistic of holy crap

Girl 1- got a tattoo for real!
Girl 2- Hoky crap! prolly other chicks are jelly.

by quietadove July 14, 2010

Hoku

One who smokes too much weed and can never score with the girlies.

That guy hasn't been laid in a while and is so dumb that he is now a Hoku.

by Pyoob June 2, 2003

HOKY

HOKY is a word when someone types HOLY incorrectly. But everyone else types HOKY too because they don't want you to feel bad and wants you to have a good day.

This word is to be used when you wake up in the morning.

Y: Good morning!!!! I woke up so late today HOKY
K: HOKY
J: HOKY
B: HOKY
C: HOKY
N: HOKY
W: HOKY
G: HOKY

by WeizerX April 19, 2018