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Holbrook, Ma - tiny, irrelevant town. Everyone here thinks their lives suck and they're little tough shit so they smoke weed in the woods. The police here have nothing to do all day so they follow kids around and yell at them. If your over the age of 10 and your in the park the little kids' parents will call the cops on you. Most likely, if your not a loser you'll ride in a police car by 14, FOR NO REASON. Holbrook High SUCKS! The ghetto kids from Randolph, Brockton, Braintree, Boston, etc. come and make it even more ghetto and not a fuck is ever learned. The seventh graders think they're the shit. The boys smoke a trash bag of weed a day and all the girls were push up bras by the 6th grade. Shorts are in dress code if you can only see 3/4 of your ass. If you have older brothers or sisters - or even better both - the teachers all think your god. Theres like 4 smart kids but the odds are they're rich and lazy so it doesn't matter. Half days everyone goes down to Burger King, Holbrook House, Maria's, the Park, or Dunkin' Donuts. The parents don't give a shit, end of story. Drink, smoke, party, get finger fucked, its all okay here! People not from Holbrook think theres nothing wrong.
by ProudHolbrookian December 11, 2011
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Holbrook

A suburb town in eastern Suffolk County, Long Island. Almost an hour from NYC, an hour away from the hamptons, and 10 minutes from the south shore. Mostly italians, irish, and jews. Has a country club, stores,SALONS,and restaurants, like mamma lombardis. Lots of block parties in the summer.
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Hebro

-Sup Hebro
-Not much, Hebro. Want to go crash Itzhak's Bar-Mitzva party?
-You know it!
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Hobro

Dude check out that hobro reppin his team with his dope lax penny
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Hebro

A bro of Hebrew origins, usually involved in Jewish Greek life, ex. AEPi.
Hebro 1: Hey bro, you going to the kegger at Delta Lamda tonight?
Hebro 2: You know it bro. Shits gonna be off the hook! (High fives)
Hebro 1: Alright. Well lets pregame during Shabbat dinner at Hillel.
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hoeboy

one whom has a penis but acts as if they have a pussy.
"Hey Kyle, lets go run a train on some bitches".
"naw brah. i gotta go find my balls agian cuz the wifey gottem' locked up."

"Why you gots to be such a hoeboy?"
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