Hipošpotamus 

When a girl loses her vlažajna

Yo girl, I can't find your hipošpotamus

Hipošpotamus by Vlažajna January 6, 2019

hippiepotamus 

a person who identifies as a hippie as well as loving crack also known as pot

“ayo this person looks proper high, they’re a hippiepotamus”

hippiepotamus by pseudonym backwards October 6, 2020

hippopotamus 

An over sized dinosaur-like pig creature. Hippopotami live in African rivers, but also frequent the lush woodlands of Africa. They have a rough, tough outer skin layer that some say resembles the scales of a reptile and many rows of sharp, pointy teeth that they use to eviscerate each other for exclusive rights to rough, rowdy Hippo sex.

Their primary contribution to the environment is taking shits in the river, but the natives of Africa could easily take on this job, making these ugly fuckers basically redundant and useless.

Yo watch out for that badass Hippopotamus, he'll eviscerate you.

I'm not too worried, it's just a fat pig, it can't catch me.

hippopotamus by Megaloman March 10, 2008

happypotamus

Word for which there was previously no definition on this site. (This has has now been rectified.)

'Happypotamus' is not a legitimate word.

happypotamus by Upsilon January 11, 2004

hippopotamusalicious 

Wicked Awesome, as in, better than anything else you have experienced. Different, new, exciting, weird, as encountering a hippopotamus would be.

Jeff: Hey man, check out my new coat...it's all orange and shiny shilver.

Tommy: Dude, that's wicked awesome.

Jeff: Yeah man, it's hippopotamusalicious...I LOVE this coat.

hippopotamusalicious by T......... December 3, 2006

hippopotamus 

Often mispronounced as hip-hop anonymous

Me: I went to Africa and I was killed by the wrath of a hip-hop Anonymous.
Someguy who enjoys listening to fat rapper music: P-Diddy was in Africa!?

hippopotamus by Fat man June 16, 2004

happypotamus

a conbination of a blow job and a hand job peformed while takeing crack

suzy gave me a happypotamus last nihgt, shes such a ho

happypotamus by L33tMeisTer1137da_funk November 10, 2005