hippopotamus 

An over sized dinosaur-like pig creature. Hippopotami live in African rivers, but also frequent the lush woodlands of Africa. They have a rough, tough outer skin layer that some say resembles the scales of a reptile and many rows of sharp, pointy teeth that they use to eviscerate each other for exclusive rights to rough, rowdy Hippo sex.

Their primary contribution to the environment is taking shits in the river, but the natives of Africa could easily take on this job, making these ugly fuckers basically redundant and useless.

Yo watch out for that badass Hippopotamus, he'll eviscerate you.

I'm not too worried, it's just a fat pig, it can't catch me.

hippopotamus by Megaloman March 10, 2008

hippopotamusalicious 

Wicked Awesome, as in, better than anything else you have experienced. Different, new, exciting, weird, as encountering a hippopotamus would be.

Jeff: Hey man, check out my new coat...it's all orange and shiny shilver.

Tommy: Dude, that's wicked awesome.

Jeff: Yeah man, it's hippopotamusalicious...I LOVE this coat.

hippopotamusalicious by T......... December 3, 2006

hippopotamus 

Often mispronounced as hip-hop anonymous

Me: I went to Africa and I was killed by the wrath of a hip-hop Anonymous.
Someguy who enjoys listening to fat rapper music: P-Diddy was in Africa!?

hippopotamus by Fat man June 16, 2004

Hippopotamustrossessquidaliophobia 

The fear of long words

omg! I didn't know you had Hippopotamustrossessquidaliophobia!

Don't say the Mississippi word! It makes me think of Hippopotamustrossessquidaliophobia!!

Hippopotamustrossessquidaliophobia by ItsUrMum_FURRY November 28, 2021

Hippopotamus War of 1887

In the years of 1887 and 1887 there was a very violent war between the brave Japanese people protected their native lands in Norway after many Facist or more specifically Scottish Commies were financially assisting the hippos in they’re conquest of Norway caused the aggravation of the Japanese but they bravely protected their lands but unfortunately were sent of to live far away in Japan.

I lost my arm in The Hippopotamus War of 1887

Hippopotamus War of 1887 by Reginald Glocksonion May 19, 2022

hippootamus 

a potty meaning

hippootamus

hippootamus by Vivansh June 7, 2022

hippoptamus 

like a breast

hippoptamus like a breast

hippoptamus by Vivansh June 7, 2022