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Hepatitis C

Simple Definition: Hep C comes from the Hep C Virus. You get the Hep C Virus from infected blood. Millions have it and most don’t know it. Treatment works half the time for some and barely for everyone else. Blacks and Hispanics are more affected than everyone else. Leaders and studies from these cultures on a ground level are rare so any change is slow in comin’

Complicated Definition: A disease caused by the Hepatitis C Virus, which specifically attacks functions of the liver, this is a strain of Hepatitis that does not have a cure or vaccine.

Hepatitis C is contracted from infected blood and blood products that are transferred to the bodily fluid of the uninfected victim. Current “blood bridges” such as a razor, toothbrush, nail files, incorrectly or not sterilized piercing or tattoo tool or the draw from a reused ink cartridge, unclean or not sterilized syringe or the draw from a reused vial are also included infection vessels.

Approximately 5 million people in the United States are known to carry the virus more than half do not realize they are infected due to the fact 80% of victims show no sign or symptom until liver functions are disrupted.

Treatment exists and is successful approximately 50% of the time for Caucasian, genotype-one patients. People of African, Hispanic, Latino and Mexican decent respond to treatment approximately 30% of the time. Same affected cultures are also highly afflicted perhaps due to lack of active advocacy from cultural leaders along with sparse study participation.
Dude's got Hepatitis C...What's that?
What'cha don't do nothing about is gonna cost ya.
by Make A Difference. July 5, 2008
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heparin_redux

usually referring to a group, sometimes singular, of homosexuals; can also mean a pathetic excuse for the replacement of male genitalia.
dude check out those heparin_redux's over there
yeah that guy i was with last night only had a heparin_redux, i was highly disappointed
by kdp January 18, 2008
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hepatothlon

I believe I have invented this word, and here is my mark :-)
I googled the word today (24th Feb, 2010) and got this:

"Results for: hepatothlon
Your search - hepatothlon - did not match any documents."

An extended drinking session.

First coined in December 2009 as a way of avoiding a Burns' night supper at the Chester Caledonian Society. For those who have ever been to a Burns' 'supper', you will know just how well lubricated it is, and that it can take it's toll on your liver!

In fact, surviving a Burns night requires endurance and a liver function of athletic standards, hence the conjunction of two words...

'hepato' and 'thlon'

Medical terms related to the liver often start in hepato- or hepatic from the Greek word for liver, hēpar (ήπαρ).

The '-thlon' part is also of Greek origin (αθλος athlos (contest)).

Not to be confused with 'heptathlon' which is about as far apart on the fitness stakes from a hepatothlon as possible.
Awae wi' ye, Alexandurrrr..tha's too much of a hepatothlon fair me, ye noo? (with apologies)
by Astacus February 24, 2010
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hepatitis

a disease of type A, B, C, D, or E. you can get hepatitis if someone pees in your soup or you dont use a condom, actually, you can get hepatitis from spit, so dont kiss anybody without using a dental dam or else you WILL die.
want to play hepatitis? first person to get all the letters gets to give a blowjob to all the losers.
by necro January 10, 2005
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Hepaticocholangiocholecystentersotomies

Hepaticocholangiocholecystentersotomies
by dwight mchunglow February 11, 2010
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HepatitisConjunctivitisAIDS

AIDS AND HEPATITIS of eyes, often caught when away or sick from previous commitments, highly contagious to Dingo's and Jewish people
dude 1: "where is the jewish person today?"
dude 2: "he caught HepatitisConjunctivitisAIDS"
by Vearus August 12, 2012
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hepatudenous

A smart person's way to call you dumb.
Don't ask her out; she's clearly a dude so stop being a hepatudenous fag.
by SuperUltraRadGuy September 5, 2016
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