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Heineken player

A sportman/women who is born with a gift which cannot be taught. Someone with the abilty to do the unthinkable.

Can also be used to praise someone who has worked efficently at work.
"Hatem Ben Arfa, he is our heineken player"
"Well done today Ben you were the heineken player of the team"
by Next BANTER!!! September 22, 2011
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Hennessey

One of the leading cognac houses of france, along with Remy Martin and Courvoisier. The colloquial term "Hennessey" usually refers to Hennessey V.S. -- Very Superior -- which is in essence a brandy distilled from grapes in the Cognac region of france and aged for a minimum of two years in oak barrels. This imbues the brandy with a remarkable smoothness and complexity of flavors that is unequalled anywhere else in the world.

Hennessey also comes in a variety of other forms, from most common to rarest:

V.S. - Very Superior - minimum two years aging in oak barrels, $40/bottle

V.S.O.P. - Very Superior Old Pale - minimum four years aging in oak barrels, $70/bottle

X.O. - Extra Old - minimum six years aging in oak barrels, $150/bottle

Paradis - proprietary blend of eaux-de-vie from the private reserves of Hennessey varying in age from 10 to 25 years, $300/bottle

Richard Hennessey - proprietary blend of eaux-de-vie from the private reserves of Hennessey varying in age from 20 to 50 years, $1500/bottle

There also exists a very limited release of Hennessey dubbed "Timeless", of which only two thousand bottles were put on the market at an approximate value of $4000/bottle. Timeless consists of a blend of ten cognacs from the very best vintages of the last century.
V.S., V.S.O.P., X.O., Paradis, Richard Hennessey, Timeless
by ZiggyFroid July 16, 2008
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Heinekurine infection

When you have sex is a car outside a bar in vegas for so long that the pussy gets dried up and you already used up all your spit, so you grab the heineken that you walked out of the bar with and pour it on her butthole to try and get that last little bit of penetration in before its sealed dry shut, and it works for a second, before you pass out in the passenger seat. Then you wake up in the morning and piss heineken out your inflamed infected penis hole, and its not an STD.
I stuck my penis in a girls anus yesterday with the help of some skunky beer and now I have a Heinekurine infection. Its stinks.
by vegamite spread. July 20, 2012
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hennered

to analy pentrate a young girl or boy without their consent. often violently and publicly.

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guy 1 'OMG you know that guy hennered an asian girl at that party'
guy 2 'wow that shits heavy'

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by badboi1995 February 24, 2011
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Heinekeg

The limited time five liter kegs offered by Heineken. Filled with approximately 19.7 regular glasses of beer. Though it claims to last 30 days after the first glass, if you leave it anywhere close to that the beer tastes like metal.
"Is that Heineken? In a Heinekeg?"

"Once you tap the Heinekeg, you finish the Heinekeg."

"Heinekeg, motherfuckers!"
by BriVal December 9, 2008
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heineken houdini

when someone disappears at some point during a night out, usually without telling anyone, or if they do they will say they are going to the toilet or bar and then just go home.
"where's phil?"
"dunno man, he said he was gonna get a drink about half an hour ago so probably done a heineken houdini"
by edward scott October 19, 2005
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Hennessy

Man, Snoop rap so smooth! What they be feedin' the lil' nigga?
- Man, just Hennessy.
by Theodericus October 22, 2018
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