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hoedometer

Something that tracks the mileage of a hoe like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a hoedometer can roll over and a hoe can revert back from hoe to wholesome.
One day Tila Tequila's hoedometer is gonna roll over and she'll be doing Disney specials.
by Headexpl0dy June 19, 2010
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botanical hedonist

Pseudo-intelligent slang for 'pot head'

Generally used when attempting to refer to the fact without directly stating it. Mostly used by people who don't feel secure in their use of the plant, and want to keep it on the down-low.
Tim's Father: Well, you know, I caught Tim smoking some marijuana the other day. It's been ages since I did it.

Bill's Father: I gotta admit, I was quite the botanical hedonist back in the day...

Tim's Father: Huh?
by doktorfunk October 5, 2005
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Hoedometer

Main Entry: hoedom·e·ter
Pronunciation: hoe-'dä-me-ter
Function: noun

: an instrument for measuring a person's sexual encounters(as by intercourse)
You better use a condom; she has several miles on her hoedometer.
by QuasarZ71 May 22, 2006
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hedemann

(Adj.)

Contraction formed from the words 'he is the man'.

Originally derived from a mural (graffiti) painted (in the late 70's) on a wall in Australia . The mural depicted the face of a young Jesus like character and the words 'he de mann'.

It has been argued that the words underneath the mural do not refer to Jesus but to the name of the actual artist; hence, the funny spelling of the words.

Furthermore, it has been argued that the actual picture is not a Jesus representation but a self portrait.

Currently the word hedeman (or hedemann) it is not used in a Christian context but to indicate that a particular person is exceptionally good in a particular field, sport, etc.

There has been instances in which the first four letters of the word have been used to denote the excellence of something or someone (regardless the person's sex); for example, hedecar, hedeboy, hededog, hedegirl, etc.
are you trying to compare yourself with Mr. X? You know that hedemann!
by ReX Deus September 7, 2007
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hedonist

someone motivated by desires for sensual pleasures syn: pleasure seeker
He/She is a hedonist
by Jessi B February 11, 2006
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Tuff Hedeman

The act of grabbing a girls ponytail in a twisting motion and wrapping it around your hand like a bull rider while engaging in doggy style rough sex.
Last night while banging her doggy, I went "Tuff Hedeman" on her ass!
by Swatdad and doggy December 1, 2011
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Hedonistic Slut Pringle

a human being who's sole purpose is to get laid and is a maniac who can't get enough, always has to one up everyone around them and sex is the only thing their feeble brain can utter out with words. always has to have just one more conquest.
look at that jive chump, acting like some wannabe casanova, whatever tho that hedonistic slut pringle will find out the hard way with worshipping that much evil.
by Tussinfinity May 16, 2014
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