Healthsplaining

When someone who is not a medical professional explains to you that they understand your health better than you do.

I was talking to my brother about my chronic illness the other day, and he started healthsplaining to me, telling me how I need to eat healthier and exercise more to become healthy.

Healthsplaining by healthsplained April 21, 2018

healthification 

A word made up by the CEO of a large corporation to entice employees into performing a health risk assessment. A way to stratify premiums for crappy health insurance offered to employees.

Hey Rodney, you think I should get involved in the healthification program?

Probably not Dave, they found out I was a fat ass and jacked up my insurance premiums. Also the name of that program itself sounds retarded .

healthification by Not Rodney March 1, 2021

healthsticks 

Another friendly euphemism for cigarettes or any kind of smokable drug wrapped in a form of a stick made known inside small communities and cliques.

"Yo man I gonna go light up a healthstick"

healthsticks by mysticalpha July 29, 2004

healthyish 

when something is sort of healthy.

this burger is healthyish.

healthyish by greekers April 21, 2011

Hearthstoned 

The phrase "Hearthstoned" is used mainly in card games other than Hearthstone, used to describe the sheer fool you've made out of your opponent through the abuse of RNG}. When you are Hearthstoned, you are obligated to either mask your face in shame or to slowly walk out of an enclosed territory you're currently occupying.
Often times Hearthstoning an opponent could lead to spontaneous orgasms, tensing of muscles, and the reference of oneself as a "legend."

"Hey Swim, what happened?"
"I got fucking hearthstoned man."
"Get good."

Hearthstoned by Jalex54202 May 25, 2020

wealthist 

someone who discriminates against dossor cos he's poor

passer by: dossor! put a shirt on u tramp
dossor: i cant afford one!
passer by: hahaha, goon.

wealthist by jimbo deeny August 2, 2004

healthism

A form of discrimination based on a persons health.

healthism is bad for fat people

healthism by anonymouslynumber1 July 13, 2011