Turtle Heading

Turtle heading is when you need to take a shit and it is starting to peer out of your ass. Like a turtle coming out of his shell.

"Hey bro let's move!"
"Hold on a sec I need to take a dump."
"Can't you just hold it?"
"Naw man I'm turtle heading!"

by Hemlok February 15, 2009

took a header

Slipped and fell.

I was walking on wet stairs and took a header. It was a good fall.

by Darnoc October 12, 2013

headless fart

Fart without head;

fart escaping from the male love tunnel not fully intact, therefore breaking the bubble that fart was contained in, and releasing excessive amounts of noxious and sometimes even toxic gas.

More often used as a derogatory analogy to describe a person who gives away information, data, codes, secrets or anything else that was not meant to be known between friends and/or acquaintances, creating issues, rumours, innuendo, panic, hysteria and/or inadvertently dobbing said individuals and/or groups into each other or authorities.

"He's a headless fart for letting every one online know about the party tonight!"

by Porky Pawn August 5, 2020

text for your header

When a game is so fun and made with such quality that words cannot describe it. This phrase comes from horribly made Instagram ads.

“Have you played the new Pokémon game?”

“Yeah, dude, it’s so text for your header!”

by A person yo June 1, 2019

Car Seat Headrest

An American indie rock band made for gay furries, by gay furries.

Dude 1: Yo! Did you hear the new Car Seat Headrest EP?
Dude 2: No, I'm more of a Weezer guy.

by gayfurry420 September 18, 2021

hedieh

a wonderful delicate flower.

she was like a hedieh on a warm summer's day

by andrew e March 10, 2008

Pedo Joe and the Nappy Headed Hoe

A term used to describe Joe Biden and Kamala Harris in a nasty way due to pictures of Biden sniffing little kids surfacing and Harris known to be sleeping with older married men in order to advance in her political career.

Trump had the election stolen from him. No way I'm gonna support Pedo Joe and the Nappy Headed Hoe

by TommyNoleBuc June 6, 2021