hayden

a goose
a freak
a mentally ill person
a guy who does things (such as licking trees, or pelting people with marshmallows calling them FLUFFY BUNNY FLUFFY BUNNY) for no apparent reason except to maybe get girls attention (which is extremely rare)
someone who is very immature

ex. 1-
person #1 : "whoa, look at that one dude, what is he doing?!"
person #2 : "oh, you mean the guy who's peeling the skins off grapes and throwing them at the wall? nah, thats normal for him, he's a hayden."

ex. 2-
person #1 (seeing some guy pull down his pants and run around screaming out old sayings like Patience is a virtue and Treat others as you would like to be treated) "what the... why the hell would someone do a thing like that?"
person #2 : whoa, i dont know... oh wait. he's hayden.

by FRIEDCHICKEN24 April 23, 2011

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An externally creepy person with a big mole on there face. or could also be knows as a future or current molester / pedophile with greasy hair.

Example 1. "Hey bamballs, how does my hair look today?"

"What the fuck are you trying to be a hayden bro? you havent washed your hair in days!"

Example 2. "OMG bongo get off of me, are you trying to pull a hayden?"

Example 3. "Stop making up lies about that big mole on your face, when you do that you seem like a hayden!"

Example 4. "Stop pressing you balls against me, are you trying to be a hayden?"

Example 5. "I like bloody sex"

"Eww what are you trying to be, a hayden?"

Example 6. "Hey bro look at my baggy black sweat pants, dont I look dope?"

"NO! you look like a hayden!"

Example 7. "Can I bum a cigg bro?"

"No you have asked me that 10 times, you keep acting like a hayden!"

by Bambiixxxxhardcore March 20, 2009

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