Billy wanted to be a car hauler but he was too dumb and lazy so he stuck with driving a regular truck.
by Carhauler June 2, 2021

When the trunk of a truck carries a bunch of woman and the truck breaks down because of the weight of the "Heifers"
by Randytheplumber69 April 25, 2023

Derogatory slang for a person whose partner is Asian/of Asian descent and whom they consider a "trophy", "toy", or just lazy/a "user".
Said person may be either an (un)willing and/or (ub)witting participant, depending on what they perceive they are getting out of the relationship. Sometimes used as self-deprecation.
Said person may be either an (un)willing and/or (ub)witting participant, depending on what they perceive they are getting out of the relationship. Sometimes used as self-deprecation.
by Tigger_tail October 27, 2004

A masturbater with a large dick.
by Caasi Notwen September 25, 2020

to own a truck but not use it for its intentions. the term comes from people who choose not to carry things such as lumber or working materials but rather drive a truck around for no true reason.
by Slimguy379 August 16, 2010

by rizz lord December 5, 2022

A person who continues to exhibit symptoms of Trump support for at least six months after the initial bout with the illness.
After having his bullshit detector ravaged by the initial infection four years ago, my neighbor, a Trump long-hauler, has just installed his 2024 lawn sign.
by PBSPinchback March 25, 2021
