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Law of conservation of hardness 

Law of conservation of hardness says that when one man gets a hard-on, another man has to become soft.
"Foster was banging this hot chick the other day when I walked in on them. I was watching them going at it and was getting a hard-on and at that same moment foster saw me there with a boner a lost his boner. This is the Law of conservation of hardness at its best."

sha of happiness

A rare world boss spawn in World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria (OK, it first spawned in the US forums, but then quickly spread around Azeroth). Whenever it spawns, the sky turns red, any nearby critters turn hostile, and...

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Oh noes! The happiness!
The horror and terror in this realm is unfathomable! I must put a stop and en...

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*blinks* Stand strong adventurers, the reign of the Sha of Happiness shall end shortly.
sha of happiness by Kelerei October 24, 2012

sunshine golden happiness

an instance in which extreme gayness is shown between two men and lasts for 20 minutes.
Matt and Jacob just shared a moment full of sunshine golden happiness.

Eternal Happiness 

Is when you find that one person that you know that you want to spend the rest of your life. The person that you wanty to go through the ups and downs with. the person you want to grow old with and have children with. And one day hope to marry. Eternal happiness is when you finally found something that will forever make you happy.
Jasmine Mi corazon y Mi todo:)<3 I love you bbe, you are my eternal happiness.<3

Cyanide and Happiness 

Unlike the dumbass who just made an opinion above me. Its a web comic with hilarious jokes. Some people don't like it, some people do. You can find the series in www.explosm.net
Guy 1: Cyanide and happiness is so awesome!!!
Guy 2: It sucks dicks.
Cyanide and Happiness by Bicko August 25, 2007

Happiness is A Warm gun 

A song you dont play at a murder victims funeral.
Yeah he liked the beatles, but he was killed.