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handy

While I'm out, you can reach me on my handy.
by Vengo March 25, 2003
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Handy

An adorable beaver from Happy Tree Friends who has no hands (or paws, for that matter)
He is a construction worker who usually gets upset when he can't do something requiring his hands...
Handy tried to open the door, but he couldn't because of his hands
by Tamama2 May 16, 2009
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Handy

Essentially a handjob except for a handy is often quick and on the sly. Ejaculation may or may not occur on the female, depending on the location recieved. In order to have a "sick handy" one must both turn down a BJ or sex in exchange for the handy, and must also bust a load directly onto the female in excess of 3 oz's of manjuice.
Dr D got a sick handy from some bitch with a sideways puntang last night.
by Vlad and Don P September 5, 2008
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handy

Someone who is good at fighting and will most likely fuck you up
That guy is fucking handy with his fists, he'd most likely kick the shit out of you
by Squigglybob May 9, 2008
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Handiness

This is when a male human is born with a hand penis, or a handiness, where his regular penis should be. A person with a handiness ussually has finger sticking out of there dong, and sometimes has a palm on the top.
Girl: hey man, whats up?
Dude: Not much, wanna suck my handiness?
Girl: eeeewww! perve!
by shitdood December 28, 2007
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handi

a handi is when a man cums all in a womens nose, and when she sneezes it looks like an avalanche of mt. everest. normally the girls nose is clogged for days afterwards, and when she has the sniffles the man thinks about how he's gonna do it again right after her nose clears up.
Don't give me another handi because my doctor said my nose cavities are unhealthy from cum overdose.
by Andi Heather May 21, 2008
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handy

just like a ham sandwhich but more flabby
Mr.conaghan wants to lick haileys big handy
by handy lovers December 15, 2007
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