Poop in a Handbag

Used as the cleaner version of. Sh*t! F*ck! ETC. Generally while something you did not want to occur, ended up happening.
Occasionally the equivalent to FML.

*Person Playing Video Game*
Game: Killed By YoMama123

Person: Poop in a Handbag!

by Scoob The Greek October 4, 2010

handbags

Mainly British. A pointless and worthless argument, deriving from the image of old ladies having a handbag (purse) fight at the bus stop.

"Oh, put your handbags away".

by Ulukai December 16, 2003

hangage

The act of hanging out with one another.

Axel is coming back home this weekened. Hangage is a must!

by A monk November 18, 2006

More chance of shitting in the queens handbag

There is a very slim possibility the task you would like to perform, will be completed satisfactory.

"Breeding Mongolian Traffic wardens with a hybrid Bagder to create a kung fu red blooded super race?!" -

"You got more chance of shitting in the queens handbag!"

by Professional Biscuit Thief December 10, 2009

Handbag twink

A gay man who is used by straight women to virtue signal they are woke.

Not to be confused with fag hag.

Almost the counterpart to beard.

“Who is that?”

“Oh that’s quinten, that’s Aleshia’s handbag twink”

by Dandy fresh October 18, 2022

Louisiana Handbag

After having a one night stand with a woman, the man sneaks out before she wakes up, but before he leaves he shits in her handbag.

I hooked up with this girl last night and left her a Louisiana handbag.

by Protect Detroit November 14, 2014

Kate Spade Handbag

Not unlike the current alternative definition for the word 'beard', 'The Kate Spade Handbag' is a metaphor for the use of a person (in this case a man) for the masking of homosexuality. The lesbian in question can sometimes be found engaging in penetrative coitus with their handbag, and will most likely pretend to be in a committed relationship to conceal the fact that she is a raging carpet muncher. Other frequent signs are usually the lack of desire to fellate the handbag's penis and/or the history of previous lesbianism.

David mate you're her Kate Spade handbag, I'm 100% sure your birds a dyke.

Guys Diana won't suck me off... do you think i'm her Kate Spade Handbag?

Hey priscille! Maybe I can just pretenddd not like licking your minge? You know....get a Kate Spade handbag OK let's scissor!

by phallicconnoisseur June 27, 2019