Spicy Hamster

/v/ verb:To eat a burger or similar and drip hot sauce onto your gloves without realising and then finger a girl with the gloves still on, creating the effect of a peppered rodent.

Can have a similar effect to figging

Rob: 'I was at the Bonfire Night BBQ last night and had a burger with chilli sauce, then things got steamy with Bethany and I gave her a spicy hamster without knowing. She was squealing with pleasure!'

Callum: 'Good thing she's into that kinda kinky shit like tentacles and S&M

by Vanilla Chinchilla November 21, 2010

second choice hamster

Someone that you would hook up with when you can't get with your first choice. The name is a reference to when you were a little kid and you went to the pet store and you wanted something cute, like a puppy or a bunny or a kitty, but your mom said NO, so you got a stupid little hamster instead.

He's totally my second choice hamster, so I only went to see him for a few minutes after I got with the guy I really like.

by Tweeples June 5, 2013

hamster thot

hamster thot is another name for hoe. Usually with buck teeth, and named khloe.

"omg khloe your such a hamster thot look at your teeh!"

by dickmaster2014 June 3, 2014

Doping The Hamster

To intoxicate ones self by inserting drugs up the anus.

"Man, I spent all night doping the hamster with that ecstacy you got me, dude."

by Nick Fearns December 9, 2003

Hamter

It is a misspell of the word Hamster but it is said when someone sees a hamster it's usually said without context.

Guy1: Have you seen my pet Hamster?

Guy2: Hamter

Guy1: what

by Coolboy445 February 19, 2022

Hamsted

To be excited for a new begining

He was hamsted

by Pinkus Solomon November 20, 2018

killing hamsters

The act of having sexual relations with a woman on her period such that the next morning your sheets look like you were killing a hamster

Nick awoke the next morning, and upon seeing his bedsheets, realized he had been killing hamsters

by Powdicked January 26, 2011