Haywood Jablowme

This sounds like a person's name but in reality it's just another way of asking a woman to blow you.

Jimmy comes home late after drinking with Larry and his wife says "who where you drinking with?" Jimmy's answer is Haywood Jablowme! Then his wife drops to her knees and blows him.

by JoeyBomm April 10, 2023

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Sam Haywood

Sam is a mean lad with a tiny pp and no hair he loves spending time with his mommy and eats chocy bars for breakfast

Your such a Sam Haywood

by Ianmoorefanofficial June 28, 2020

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M. Harwood

Usually a term given to those who choke on nothing during period 6. science

I cant believe that M. Harwood chocked today in science!

by Megaman1231 May 1, 2022

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Lucas Harwood plays bass for King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard and his 3 piece band Atolls, where he also sings. He's also a dad. He's a very cool dude who can sculpt various forms of facial hair and pull them all off, whether it is clean-shaven like he is in the Intrasport music video or a full-blown beard like he had during the Float Along - Fill Your Lungs era Gizzard or just a little stubble. He's also quite progressive: having his pronouns in his bio, among other things. He just seems like a nice dude.

Oh, and he sk8tes bro.

"Lucas Harwood is the most underrated member of King Gizzard!"
"I know right! His basslines and solos on Infest The Rats Nest literally make the album"

by bullant_owu March 9, 2021

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Haywood

A state describing an individual with hairs continuing from the head interlocking with hairs from the pubic zone, forming a giant dreadlock.

"Josh, look at those beautiful stars!" said Lucy.

"My head wont move that far up, Lucy, you know im in Haywood right now. I'm getting it cut tomorrow, however, and I would love to star gaze with you then."

by Lucy Dean April 9, 2008

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