hairy snatch 

an unshaven vagina; a snatch that has hair

Man, Tina had a hairy snatch. I could barely see her cooch with all that hair.

hairy snatch by da ma October 3, 2003

hairy savage

A fearless human, with ape and savage like characteristics. Has no self control, and is wild. Jumps around, and is different than a normal human.

Andrew calm down you hairy savage!
man, that hairy savage needs to take it easy

hairy savage by Taylor Trecartin January 27, 2008

Hairy Sand Dollars 

A female's nipples, surrounded in hair

Yeah, she's got a nice rack, but under the bra there's a set of hairy sand dollars...

She needs to pluck some nipple hairs and get rid of them hairy sand dollars...

Hairy Sand Dollars by KooKooKachew March 15, 2009

Hairy smoothie

When a female encounters the sticking of toilet paper on the stubble of her freshly shaven vagina, after unrinating.

A upper-front side dingleberry would be a Hairy Smoothie.

Hairy smoothie by Hollabeck Fish January 23, 2009

Hairy Sausage 

when you say you have a Yorkie that looks like a hairy sausage but people read it wrong and think you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage.

"I have a Yorkie that looks like a hairy sausage"
"I didn't know that was a breed"
"you've never heard of a Yorkie?"

"oh wait... I thought you said you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage"

Hairy Sausage by iAmALesbean July 26, 2016

Harry’s boobear 

A friend of mine who’s been through it all.
A friend of mine who deserves the world.
A friend of mine who helped me through tough times.
A friend of mine who I look up to.
A friend of mine who I long to see smile.
A friend of mine who checks up on me.
A friend of mine who makes me smile.
A beautiful young girl who’s smile brightens up the world.
My friend, bee.
I’m so proud of how far you come.
I love you my platonic soulmate.

That good one: *dying*
Harry’s boobear: *new community post*
Obviouslystraightobviously: Harry’s boobear posted a new vide-
That good one: *rises from the dead*

Harry’s boobear by Harrystyles&louistomlinsonfan July 11, 2021

hairy starfish 

noun: Slang for a woman's anus who prefers not to shave.

DUDE: How'd it go last night?

HOMIE: It was cool until she spread her cheeks and that hairy starfish winked at me.

DUDE: Oh man that's scary. Well, did you go on in?

HOMIE: Naw man, wasn't feelin up for a safari after all that Borski.

DUDE: You candy ass!!

HOMIE: Yeah I know, I'm worthless and weak.

hairy starfish by old balls January 10, 2008