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cut hair 

"To cut hair" is slang for "to smoke marijuana". The phrase is thought to stem from the practice of shaving one's head in order to pass a hair follicle drug test, though it may possibly be related to alleged hair loss from heavy marijuana use. Also in use, though less common are extrapolations such as "sheared".
1: Hey man, did you get the weed?
2: Yeah, let's go cut hair.
cut hair by 44074 June 16, 2008

Cut the bats hair 

Having a good night out and waking up with a hangover. Phrase coined by Matt Helders and Alex Turner of the Arctic Monkeys.
"What happened last night?"
"Think we cut the bats hair a bit short last night"

Kid Who Cuts His Own Hair 

a child who takes crayola scissors to his head; a person who yells random shit and bangs on the table; a person who says diltch and mother trucker over and over.

Also know as....8< His Own Hair or Cuts His Own Hair
Paul: hey, cuts his own hair, whats goin on?

Kid Who Cuts His Own Hair: Im doin truckin awesome, sippin on my diltch juice and watching turkish trucks.

Cuttin' hair

A phrase used to replace an unthought-of witty action variable.

1. Most people say this term and hope that it baffles the person to the extent that they are too embarrassed to ask what it means which results in your excuse.

2. A vague answer that virtually means nothing.

3. People say it when they don't want to think of an excuse to say when someone asks what they are doing. It is a gentle and subtler way of saying "I don't know, you shouldn't care."

4. It can also be the act of, literally, CUTTING hair.
Esther: Hey what are you doing later tonight?

Jason: Cuttin' hair.

Esther: What...? Never mind.


Applies to 4th definition only:

Esther: Hey what are you doing later tonight?

Jason: Cuttin' hair.

Esther: Whose?

Jason: Brian.
Cuttin' hair by the haircuttee December 20, 2008

finer than a frog's hair and twice as cute 

Meaning to be fantastic and then some as and added complementing yourself finer then a frog's hair
How are you today? Well I'm finer than a frog's hair and twice as cute .

yee yee ass haircut 

Something you should get rid of if you want to get some bitches on your dick.
Ah nigga don't hate me cause I'm beautiful nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some bitches on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Niiggaaa
yee yee ass haircut by Weelum July 21, 2018