Sammy Hagar

The chick who ruined Van Halen; also see, mediocrity

Boy, I really wish DLR would swing down from the stage and kick that no-talent ass-clown Sammy Hagar in his mediocre balls...

by olhick1 August 28, 2010

Sammy Hagar

a punk bitch that could never live up to Diamond Dave

did you hear that new band? the singer sounded like a sammy hagar.

by Damb June 12, 2008

Sammy Hagar paradox

First seen in his song entitled "I Can't Drive 55" it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for Sammy Hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). No matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. The speedometer on any transportation device that Sammy Hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. Instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). Therefore, it is thought that perhaps Sammy Hagar possess some power that allows him to bend time and space to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. This act of bending time and space is currently being researched by Professor Stephen Hawking the British theoretical physicist.

I saw Sammy Hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn't go 55 mph...its that damn Sammy Hagar paradox

When ever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust

You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55

by El Oso Blanco June 23, 2010

The Sammy Hagar Paradox

First seen in his song entitled "I Can't Drive 55" it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for Sammy Hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). No matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. The speedometer on any transportation device that Sammy Hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. Instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). Therefore, it is thought that perhaps Sammy Hagar possesses some power that allows him to bend time and space to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. This act of bending time and space is currently being researched by Professor Stephen Hawking the British theoretical physicist.

I saw Sammy Hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn't go 55 mph...its that damn Sammy Hagar Paradox

A simple fun game to play with The Sammy Hagar Paradox is whenever you are traveling and see a speed limit sign of 55 mph you must be the first to yell "I can't drive 55!"... don't worry everyone wins because it is The Sammy Hagar Paradox

Whenever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust

You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55

by El Oso Blanco June 26, 2010

hagar town rip

when four guys fuck one girl; two in the front and two in the back. eventually the piece of skin will rip and the 4 dicks will meet in the middle.

i can't sit for 3 weeks because 4 guys just gang raped me and gave me a hagar town rip

by nasty mofo November 28, 2006

out of control like Sammy Hagar

incredibly drunk; unable to participate in normal society

"Yeah, Nate was okay for awhile, but then he got into the Southern Comfort and he was all out of control like Sammy Hagar and then there was no talking to him."

by IamhereandhereIam September 15, 2009

Hagar

An attractive woman who you see often but don't know the name of.

"I saw Hagar today"
"Hagar is so bad"
"Just saw Hagar and wet my pants from excitement"

"You should get Hagar's number"

by LDote April 10, 2024