Hi my name is freddy and i really want to suck you off you’re just so sexy and I’m going to get no where in life so gimme a cheeky blowie
by Fishyfanny44 August 28, 2020

A wet hagan is the act of being covered in tar and feathers nailed to a tree, and then being brutally fucked in the ass by a donkey
by anonymous May 16, 2022

You only know this kid if you know him. Racist guy.. don’t throw erasers at him or he’ll loose his nuts trying to figure out why in the hell the sky is falling in math. If you are Tiny Hagan you can’t fight for the life of you either.
by YoudoNOTneedtoknowwhoiamlove August 16, 2022

Hagans get no bitches, 0 play
by Rachelandmaddoxinabush March 14, 2022

This guy is thick. That includes wallet and body. Eats well fucks hard. Careful if you look like a mode you will be instantly attracted to him.
Bella: “hey did you see that guy over there omg”
Lindsey: “yes holy shit Hagan rivet has the biggest cock ever”
Bella: “you hooked up with him?”
Lindsey: “yea he broke my back had to go to the hospital, but it was totally worth it”
Lindsey: “yes holy shit Hagan rivet has the biggest cock ever”
Bella: “you hooked up with him?”
Lindsey: “yea he broke my back had to go to the hospital, but it was totally worth it”
by Big long monsta April 21, 2023

An orange ginger dumbass who usually takes a piss out of everybody.
His insta is…….who the fuck knows his insta!!!!?
Nobody cares man
His insta is…….who the fuck knows his insta!!!!?
Nobody cares man
by TheAnkleBreakerHimself November 21, 2021
