Hagan

Hagans get no bitches, 0 play

Hagan smith gets no play, 0 girls like him

by Rachelandmaddoxinabush March 15, 2022

Hagan

To campaign for and take offence to something to inflate ones self worth.

Stephen: I just hagan’d the shit out of coon cheese

by Jshiz13 August 05, 2020

brendan hagan

He goes to holy cross and he gets zero bitches.

Hey Tyee uk that faggot down there, I think his name is Brendan Hagan.

by Allah I akbar February 11, 2018

Effie hagan

Ugly. Follower of the lord in an extremely annoying way. Never showers. Clingy. Attention addict.

Ew. Theres Effie Hagan, a gross know it all.

by Dash-face-butt November 05, 2018

Wet hagan

A wet hagan is the act of being covered in tar and feathers nailed to a tree and then being brutally fucked in the ass by a donkey

Breaking news!: a new corporal punishment was added to every school system in the nation called a wet hagan. More on this later!

by Bubble_bee_outside May 16, 2022

Wet hagan

A wet hagan is the act of being covered in tar and feathers nailed to a tree, and then being brutally fucked in the ass by a donkey

Breaking news: a new corporal punishment was just added to the justice system called a wet hagan!

by May 16, 2022

Hagan Rivet

This guy is thick. That includes wallet and body. Eats well fucks hard. Careful if you look like a mode you will be instantly attracted to him.

Bella: “hey did you see that guy over there omg”
Lindsey: “yes holy shit Hagan rivet has the biggest cock ever”
Bella: “you hooked up with him?”
Lindsey: “yea he broke my back had to go to the hospital, but it was totally worth it”

by Big long monsta April 21, 2023