"Haf"

A phrase coined on IRC by myself. It is a condescending version of "lol"

"Haf haf I ownt u lolololooolloolz"

by CommunistWithAGun December 29, 2003

HAF

Hip As Fuck. When you see a guy walking down the street with his pants rolled up to mid calf, a fedora, a button-down shirt buttoned to the top, and clarks on. Then he is HAF.

Damn you see that dudes outfit?

Yea he is HAF.

by joey32940 July 22, 2011

HAF

Meaning "Hard as Fuck" ... Usually put it at the end of a saying in use of sarcasm. I usually say it to trampy chavs that think they're cool.

Ha look at that guy with the tank top, definitely HAF.

by LittleRaeRae May 5, 2011

def haf

Meaning "definitely high as fuck"

Dude, last night we were def haf!

by Llama Liqour September 27, 2009

HAF

Short form of hung as fuck or hungover as fuck. Used after an especially DAF night.

What the fuck happened last night? I'm HAF and I don't remember anything.

by Steph DC August 17, 2008

Granny Haffing

Indicating the grandmothers afro.
Granny Haffing mean to touch the grandmothers afro
example. Patting

"Dude i just touched your granny's afro"
"That's fat"

by Aaron December 12, 2004

HAF Time

High As Fuck Time (Time to Get High As Fuck), Peak Usage Around the NBA Finals

Sup my nigga, is it HAF time?

by Atheisto May 26, 2015