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Hydro Flask 

A stainless steel bottle that keeps your water cool in a hot summer day with no air conditioning and only the noise of the tv as you lay on the floor complaining of the heat...
"Look i bought I bought a hydro flask. I'm so quirky. Sksksksksksksks"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP"
Hydro Flask by TheEpicPwnr August 31, 2019

Hydroflaskies 

The plural form of Hydro flask.this word was created by Moriah Elizabeth
I painted hydroflaskies
Hydroflaskies by Draniting September 3, 2020

Hydro flask 

A discraced item that arizonians used before the scary vsco girls took over them
Omg I dropped my hydro flask sksksks

Hydro Flask 

“Sksksk and I oop”
I swear to fuck if I hear this once more I’m going to eat the barrel of my shotgun whist I pull the trigger.
Jessica is a visco girl, I mean look at her Hydro Flask SKSKSK AND I OOP
Hydro Flask by Volkswagen ™ June 25, 2020

hydroblast

This happens when you are taking a bath and you blast a dirty fart. A bubble will form and when it releases to the surface head for the hills. This is worse than the dutch oven, especially when the water level in the bath is only partially above your butt hole.
My girlfriend left me because when I layed a hydroblast she passed out and drown. RIP.
hydroblast by bootycrack29 February 7, 2009

Hydro Flask sksksk 

An internet meme coming from the app VSCO, usually said by white girls that own Hydro Flasks.
“Oops, I dropped my Hydro Flask sksksk.”
Hydro Flask sksksk by Temmison August 23, 2019