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The Dizzy Gillespie

The Dizzy Gillespie is when a man is giving oral sex to a woman who farts. The rank fart rolls upward into his mouth distending his cheeks like he's blowing into a trumpet. Thus making him look like Dizzy Gillespie.
My best friend fell out when I told her my husband was pissed at me because after date night I was gassy and drunk and gave him The Dizzy Gillespie during his late night dessert.
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Jizzy Gillespie 

The act of ejaculating so voluminously into your partner's mouth that his/her cheeks inflate in the manner of a famous American jazz trumpeter.
"Holy fuck, Chris, take a full load I want you to Jizzy Gillespie."
Jizzy Gillespie by Sal Platter August 30, 2007
Deliberately withholding a piece of information from your friends/acquaintances for the purpose of making them squirm.

Lying about something on purpose to watch how your friends react to the misinformation.
"Hey Chris, I haven't studied at all for the exam..." (When in fact he's been studying all night, thus pulling a gilleh)

"Hey Chris, I have no idea what's going to be on the test..." (When in fact he's been talking to the prof. all morning and knows exactly what's on the test)

"Hey Chris, I don't have the review that Dana said she was going to give me..." (When in fact he's reading it on his computer as he messages)
gilleh by Googan03 April 21, 2008

Guillermo it

The act of wanting to leave early for no good reason.
Kyle, "should I get my stuff". What the fuck, he is trying to Guillermo it out of here again!!
Guillermo it by Silas49 December 12, 2018

Charlie Gillespie

Charlie Gillespie is one of the best actors ever. He is really sweet and is such an amazing soul. He is also extremely funny and if you see him you’ll immediately fall in love. He is just a perfect human that has really good acting skills. He also will make sure to always put you in a good mood. He is perfect. ❤️
You: have you seen Charlie Gillespie today? He’s the only one that makes me smile and im having a rough day..

guillermo 

Guillermo(or Guille or G) is the best boy you will ever meet! One of a kind! Very active and sporty! Reckless! Funny! A clown! but also has his soft part :v A perfect boy!
"Dis boi ma Guille (or Guillermo) homie!"
guillermo by pussidestroyer69 September 18, 2018

Guillermo 

Guillermo is super sweet , handsome and is a go getter , may come off mysterious but that just gives you a reason to know more about him , i love my guillermo
Guillermo is in love.
Guillermo by Yourlove97 January 29, 2019