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Bruce Lee Gunt Punch

Where a guy wraps his cock with a woman's gunt and proceeds to saw back and forth like he's punching with his cock while randomly shouting "hai yah!" and saying formulaic Kung Fu movie lines like "You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple." These lines are said while he is moving his mouth in a disjointed pattern from the words being said.

Right when he's shooting his load, he has to let out one last "hai Yaah!" then he reaches over and pulls out a fist full of her chest/nipple/pussy/wort/upper lip hair and blow it in her face like Bruce Lee did to Chuck Norris in the movie "Way of the Dragon"
Last night was my turn to be wing man, so I had to Bruce Lee Gunt Punch Agnes the troll while Bill was scoring with Kelly the hottie
by Camphophenique July 27, 2011
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GUNTCUSSION

1. A GUNT INDUCED CONCUSSION

2. WHEN HIT ON THE HEAD BY A FREE WHEELING GUNT CAUSING A CONCUSSION
WHEN THAT FAT CHICK UNSNAPPED HER PANTS HER GUNT FLEW OUT, HIT ME AND GAVE ME A GUNTCUSSION
by Dpcx Alpha Male September 19, 2009
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Guntdar

Guntdar is the same thing as Gay-dar, but is the phenomenon of somebody having the ability to spot or sense a gunt at considerable distance.
My Guntdar picked up that fat bitch's gunt from clear across the Walmart parking lot.
by DJDiggler August 7, 2006
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GUNTENFREUDE

A mixture of feeling almost sorry, pity, and awkwardness for someone when you are beating them so bad in an argument or competition.
i was arguing with ethan ralph and i started to feel guntenfreude when it became apparent how drunk and sad he was
by anonymous February 28, 2022
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GUNT FLAUNTING

SOME SICK BITCH WHO THINKS SHE CAN WEAR SPANDEX,, AND SHORT SHIRT,, AND THEN HAS THE BSALLS TO LOOK YOU IN THE STRANGELY IF YOU DARE TO LOOK AT HER WITH DISGUST
WAND{EYES WIDE} ARE YOU STILL GOING TO BORROW MY PINK WAIST LENGTH SHIRT?

NOT TOO MUCH GUNT FLAUNTING, HUH??

MAMIE= {EYEBROWS FLUTTERING} WHY NOT? I'M LIKE LIKE TOTALLY COOL LOOKING IN THE SPANDEX AND SHIT T LOOK, AWSOME SHOWING OFF MY BOD,, SO WHAT IF HAVE A LITTLE MORE THAN OTHERS {EYES SMILING, AND CROSSING LEGS}
by Dpcx Alpha Male September 7, 2009
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G-Unot

A phrase thought of by rapper the Game to describe how fake he thinks G-Unit is. After 50 Cent kicked the Game out of the G-Unit rap group, they both faked a make up which was broudcast on television, and donated money to the Harlem Kids Choir. However, the truth was exposed at Summer Jam 2005 in New York City: they're still beefin', or at least they don't like each other too much. At Summer Jam '05, the Game screamed "F*ck 50" a bunch of times, told him he'd take on Tony Yayo and Lloyd Banks, and, supposedly, said the following backstage: "I didn't ask for this sh-t, I got kicked out the group cause n-ggas hated on me man so f--k them n-ggas. It's GGGG-Unot...I don't f--k with rats and snitches..."
-Man, I love G-Unit!
-I don't. G-Unot!
by Home slice June 22, 2005
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Gunt

Bulging area found on large older women between the waist and the genital area. Not quite a gut, not quite a cunt... The Gunt.
My sixth grade teacher had a gut like a freakin' innertube!
by Mickey Deuce September 24, 2002
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