Guntdar

Guntdar is the same thing as Gay-dar, but is the phenomenon of somebody having the ability to spot or sense a gunt at considerable distance.

My Guntdar picked up that fat bitch's gunt from clear across the Walmart parking lot.

by DJDiggler August 7, 2006

gundark

Gundarks are strong elephant-sized predators which appear to be found on several worlds throughout the galaxy. The hide is tough and pinkish-orange, with a distinctive warty crest running the length of the long neck and around the mouth and eyes. The head is hammer-shaped and flat, with the eyes on the extremes to either side. This arrangement provides excellent binocular vision and spatial judgement used to aim the enormous muscular tongue, which thrusts from the rounded mouth to lengths of over five metres, ensnaring and constricting prey. In addition to raw strength, the tongue seems to bear suckers and what looks like a sticky excretion. It is said that once a gundark latches its tongue onto something, it never lets go.

Princess Leia and C-3PO were unlucky to meet a pair of voracious gundarks on an uncharted jungle planet during the search for a new base to replace the Hoth facilities.

(lifted from www.theforce.net zoology)

Han Solo: "You look like you could pull the ears off a gundark!"

by d_art November 11, 2005

Gunthar

Gunthar is a random guy who will appear in your life one day. He will get on your nerves a lot but you will enjoy having him around. Gunthar jokes around a lot and his jokes are not funny but the dumb shit he will do will make you laugh your ass off. He also is a simp as he has simped on the same girl for 4 years. Dispite this and the number of times he talks about being single girls like him when he is not being an idiot.

Gunthar just hit another devious lick.

by ━╤デ╦︻(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) October 21, 2021

güntar

A descriptive word for a very tall, slightly overweight but not fat person who barrels around everywhere they go and generally come across as this massive thing of a person. Specifically one dresses unflatteringly, ie. a güntar girl who wears bad make-up and has her belly sticking out of her shirt. Originated in the Copper Country of the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.

eg. Brigitte Nielsen

"Oh my God, Jen, look at her!"
"Ugh, she is such a güntar!"

by michiruwater March 14, 2008

guntar

a person who is a pussy, or a poseur

"that guntar wont hit any jumps"
"look at that guntar try to skate"

by luke December 2, 2003

guntard

An irresponsible gun owner, as in some who makes it possible for an unsupervised child to access a gun.

The boy accidentally shot and killed his sister because their guntard father refused to lock his guns in a safe. The boy thought the gun was a plaything, because that's what his father believed.

by Poppa Capp December 31, 2013

Gundars

Gundars is a latvian Gordan Ramsay. Tall, minecraft Harry Potter looking man, with lots of money.. Gundars has the best voice in the world, he should be a news presenter.
"I wish my boyfriend was a Gundars" -every boy in the world

Did you hear Gundars command that NW War?

by Gnar007 December 6, 2022