The guatemalan hot pocket is only attempted by the lowliest of central americans, or the most extreme porn stars.
by Spicemaster February 15, 2012
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My boy Bob had some drinks last night and wound up getting a Guatemalan handbag from this girl in the backseat of an Uber.
by Dirky Sploosh December 29, 2018
Get the Guatemalan handbag mug.Holy crap, dude, I flooded her ass with so much jizz last night that it collapsed. Yeah, it's a real Guatemalan sinkhole down there now.
by Catpuke June 2, 2010
Get the Guatemalan sinkhole mug.the nastiest of pussy warts, hauling from Guatemala. These pussy warts measure between 2-3 inches in length, and an inch in diameter. These pussy warts are known for oozing yellow-green puss, and smelling like burnt tires piled on top of rotting skunk spray glands. Do not fuck a woman with guatemalan pussy warts, your dick will surely fall off
jack: bro did you fuck that bitch you met on tinder?
Alex: no bro, I saw that she had guatemalan pussy warts when she took her panties off
Alex: no bro, I saw that she had guatemalan pussy warts when she took her panties off
by fuckoffpseudonym July 4, 2019
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by PepeSilviaDayBowBow June 1, 2010
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