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Valley of the Gods

A term which refers to the space between a girl's breasts. First used (as far as I know) in the anime Bleach. There are only three people (including my self) currently in my school to have used the term openly. cleavage bresats boobs die
GP: Hey, where would you wanna be right before you die?
SO: I would want to be in my girlfriend's Valley of the Gods.
GP: I...see
by silenceofthenite December 21, 2007
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gods waiting room

Slang term for the state of Florida. It refers to the high number of retirees living there.
by jjjk July 28, 2006
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Godstomp

An upgrade to the term curbstomp or stomp; godstomp is an ass whooping or beatdown so bad, that not only did the losing party have little chance of victory, the at of this stomp shook the earth and divided the heavens..
Could Wolverine beat Superman in a one on one? Uh..NO. It would be a Godstomp.
by Justjookie7 April 19, 2016
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damaged goods

A person, who makes themselves emotionally unavailable due to unfortunate circumstances in the past. Which in turn makes their significant other pay for the mistakes they had to deal with in the past. Damaged goods tend to run away from their problems instead of facing them head on and tend to make assumptions about present situations due to experiences from the past.
"Why is he being such a dick to me? Did I do something wrong?"

"Naw, he's just damaged goods."

"Why does he have such a problem communicating with me?

"Duh, cuz he's damaged goods!"

"Damn this girl is playing some serious head games"

"Yo bro, it's cuz she's damaged goods"
by gsxrchi September 17, 2012
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Trial of the Gods

In Scandinavian countries, to legally become an adult here you have to pass a trial associated with one of the gods. Three common ones are:

1.Every town square has a model of Thor’s hammer. If one boy or two girls are able to carry it around the square, they pass Thor’s Trial and become Disciples of Thor. They are successful as everything from coal miners to cannon fodder on the battlefield.

2.If you’re able to defeat the village elder in a game of intellect, like chess, you pass Odin’s Trial. Some of the hipper elders accept games like Starcraft and Magic the Gathering. The Disciples of Odin are often thought to all be nerds, but actually they have significant numbers of geeks as well.

3.If you pass one of the other trials by cheating, and it’s later admitted or discovered, you pass Loki’s Trial. The Disciples of Loki often go on to become successful businessmen and politicians, which ensures we don’t get laughed at for having really stupid people making terrible deals.
"I passed the Trial of the Gods."

"By cheating!"

"That's a valid way of passing."

"Why?"

"Because it shows I cheat well."

"Is that good?"

"If you can lift Thor's hammer, sure you can lift a hammer. But if you can make people think you can, you can make them think anything."

"Are either of those things as important as chess skills though?"
by Effective Altruism June 29, 2016
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To be “removed from the baked goods list” is to be “cancelled”.
“Ugh, I can’t believe Lisa backed out of the lease and screwed over her roommates. She’s SO removed from the baked goods list. There’s no way she’s gonna get to eat my delicious cupcakes again”.
by lowkeylol January 12, 2021
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Devourer of gods

I love the devourer of gods theme that shit fucking slaps
by Permafrozen March 2, 2021
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