Rob Gronkowski

The most epic man ever to play for the New England Patriots.

Dude, did you Rob Gronkowski make that sweet catch and break through those defenders.

by RG87 December 31, 2011

Grankley

Adj. "GRANK-el-LEE" Grankley is used to describe someones appearance or demeanor. It means to look messed up so bad as to be below ones notice.

Jesus! Get a load of this Grankley fuck!
I feel Grankley today.

by UberSmoof October 25, 2009

groan box

groan box is slang from the 1920's for the delightful instrument known as the accordian.

a groan box is certainly not something sexual. It is however the instrument of ultimate ecstasy. The Accordian.

by theultimategroanboxer June 10, 2011

Groanin' Catholic

That one atheist kid in all Roman Catholic high schools who challenges every single religious teaching

Pope: "February is the shortest month."
Groanin' Catholic: "I object!"

by bodaciousone September 3, 2016

groaner

A joke that's so corny or stupid it makes one groan instead of laugh.

That one that ended "Look at that S-car go!" was a real groaner.

by cornholio October 13, 2003

gronkowski

A super human being. Can have sex with pornstars after a loss in the super bowl. Super good at sports. Excels in the bedroom. Has muscles bigger than Poseidon's penis.

That guy is a total Gronkowski he can play all the sports.

Where were you last night? I was with a Gronkowski, I'm so sore this morning.

That guys muscles make him look like a Gronkowski.

by obesecatdancer December 12, 2013

Groan sculpture

1. Another word for feces.

2. A dump requiring considerable effort to excrete, thus the groan.

With a heave, a sigh and a plop, Walter eventually fashioned and sent seaworthy a particularly smelly groan sculpture.

by SimonIVC May 25, 2011