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Spleggin gleggin 

(Verb) ~a state of the world where an intelligent race invents at an exceedingly high speed and level and still has: murder, abuse of others, poverty, mass murder and war, pandemonium in equal, close to or higher than invention level.
“Hey john,how are you?”
“Spleggin gleggin”
The human race is total spleggin gleggin

Gregging 

when a man grabs another man's penis and then tries to rationalize how he is not a homosexual
Greg was gregging my dick
Gregging by Aman5 November 1, 2020

Old Gregging 

(V.) To Old Gregg on someone is to hit on someone very creepily and awkwardly, usually in an attempt to get that person to do something he or she doesn't want to do but that you do.
Effective examples of old gregging include:

1. throwing out continuous strains of awkward, senseless questions, such as: "do you want to go to a club where people wee on each other?" or "do you ever drink baileys from a shoe?"

2. Do you want to see my mangina?

3. You got your rod stuck in my head motherlicka
Old Gregging by Frankie Boyle's Girl December 31, 2010

Groggin' Noggin 

Huey ate shit on that rail a few minutes ago, and just popped five Tylenol. He must have a pretty groggin' noggin.
Groggin' Noggin by TangClock February 25, 2009

Gregging 

Dora-"I was Pegging Greg last night with a 12 incher"
John-"So you were gregging him?"
Gregging by Cabana man April 18, 2018

j-gregin 

Looking for "relations" with girls between the ages 12 and 15.
Guy 1: Are you trying to hook up with that girl?
Guy2: Yeah.
Guy 1: How old is she?
Guy 2: I think she is like 13.
Guy 1: Oh you j-gregin it.
j-gregin by Rocking756 March 18, 2010