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gravitational masturbation 

When u jerk off and jump repeatedly while screaming "IM IN SPACEEE" before cumming all over the planets
Guy: dude i masturbated last night and it was one of those gravitational masturbation ones and I nutted all over the solar system

Dude: I nutted all over my neighbors roof last night and had to spend a day in prison
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Gravitaz 

Gravitaz is the best product that mankind could create . Formed by the best legion of men with the best knowledge , looks and strength . These men are the creation of an underdog society ;
IUAM . Thus , they will change the entirety of mankinds future into a future that they will be known till they are six feet underground . GRAVITAZ ... a name that won’t be oblivioned by others .
Ustaz Dol loves Gravitaz
Gravitaz by BukanUstazDol June 2, 2020

Gravitaz 

Gravitaz is the best product that mankind could create . Formed by the best legion of men with the best knowledge , looks and strength . These men are the creation of an underdog society ;
IUAM . Thus , they will change the entirety of mankinds future into a future that they will be known till they are six feet underground . GRAVITAZ ... a name that won’t be oblivioned by others .
Ustaz Dol loves Gravitaz
Gravitaz by BukanUstazDol June 2, 2020

Gravitar 

A water bong made of a 3 liter plastic bottle with it's top cut off and a 2 liter plastic bottle with the bottom cut off. The 2 liter bottle is has a hole drilled in the top that fits a bowl. Pack the bowl with weed and light then pull upward on the 2 liter bottle. Take cap off with bowl...put mouth by hole and push down on 2 liter bottle. Sit down and enjoy the buzz.
Holy shit I just took a hit off the Gravitar. I'm on cloud nine.
Gravitar by JoeyBomm May 13, 2023

grabvitas 

Going hands on to affect an arrest of a goober
I was at 222 n church st and witnessed joe bob smith beating his child buffy. I commanded joe bob to stop and put the grabvitas on him.
grabvitas by Class 148 August 16, 2023

Gravitationally Challenged

A politically correct term used to describe a fat, overweight, chubby, pleasantly plump, rotund or obviously obese individual.
Look at that guy swallowing Big Macs like their Tic Tacs when he's already gravitationally challenged.

Gravitasianal Pull 

Gravitasianal pull is a force that is exerted on Asian girls by white men who have something unobservable going for them. At first glance, the male exerting the gravitasianal pull appears to be quite mundane. However, when observing this phenomena, one will notice that Asian girls don't stand a fighting chance against those who exert this newly found force.
Matt Kinzler has been dating for years, yet I've never seen him with a white girl. He must have quite the gravitasianal pull. G.B.S with Bill just isn't the same as sex with those tight little Asians.