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Cereal Grapist

An individual who tends to add grapes to his or her cereal for breakfast.
My lucky charms were topped with so many grapes, my little sister called me a cereal grapist.
by Jack Mehoff II August 1, 2008
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grapist rapist

A small white male who rapes grapes
by Your aunt November 15, 2016
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grapist

a rapist who has found a strange fetish that involves gluing grapes to a victim while they are asleep. they are rarely caught by the police because they never can finish gluing before sunrise.
I caught that grapist when he was puting grapes on my nipples.
by common things to know June 6, 2018
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Grapist

Grape:hey baby girl you know*wink,wink* I'm a grapist~
Hot chick:what you mean?
Grape:you want some funk

Chick:ew you rape grapes!
Grapist:ya baby~
by Graapes June 6, 2018
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grapist

An alternative spelling of rapist used to avoid internet censorship bots
A grapist graped a women means a rapist raped a woman
by RSS Commentary January 14, 2023
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Grapist

A boob grabber who only eats one grape at a time also called Morgan Brown
My name is Morgan Brown I must be a grapist
by Morgan Brown October 3, 2022
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Grapist

A mysterious individual who breaks into grape farms and rubs his testicles on the grapes, usually doing so until ejaculating. After that, he leaves without a trace.
person 1: damnit, i found jizz all over one of my grape plants this morning.
person 2: the Grapist strikes again.
by skiboodle January 18, 2024
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