Gran Turismo

Literally the only PlayStation game left from the PS1 days.

Tyler: "There's still no new Crash Bandicoot."
Dresher: "We still got Gran Turismo."
Tyler: "IT AIN'T THE SAME WITHOUT THE REST OF THE PS1 GANG!"

by ShutUpImMe June 5, 2016

Gran Autismo

The race between the kids making racecar noises in the hallways and his wranglers.

Student 1: Dude, who the hell is making that racecar noise outside?
Student 2: Oh, that's just the special ed kids trying to avoid being taken back to class by their wranglers. Gran Autismo, you know?

by BananaChicken22 December 15, 2021

Gran Turismo 5

The younger, better looking, more relevant little sister of Gran Turismo 4, albeit being dumber, more ridiculous, less sophisticated, unrevolutionary, blonder, less compatible, more inarticulate than her sibling.

Still immensely great fun to look at, play with, and to go to sleep dreaming of it.

Eg. 1) Comparing Gran Turismo 5 to Gran Turismo 4 is like Serena Williams to Venus Williams - both are ridiculously brilliant, have been world champions, and are still the best in their league, but the older has been more spectacular in a field of spectacularness.

Eg. 2) I played Gran Turismo 5 today, and went to sleep dreaming of camber, toe, dampers, spring rates, drafting, fuel conservation, turbos, intercoolers, racing lines, and cars that are sexier and more distracting than the semi-naked Jessica Alba sitting in it.

by Mr. Go June 8, 2011

Gran Turismo 5

The Definitive racing game of this generation

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about Gran Turismo 5? It's the definitive racing game of this generation! NOT FORZA

by forzasucks July 23, 2009

Gran Canaria situation

A Gran Canaria situation occurs when a story is told about an event that happened between two people but nobody else really knows what really happened or the full story besides the two people involved.

"Did you hear what happened between Joe and Candy? Nope, no one will ever know, its a Gran Canaria situation.."

by T1mb May 3, 2013

Gran Master General

Another word for grandparent. The master of the the kin.

Taste this pie man, my gran master general made it.

by Shelbaybabe March 14, 2009

Gran Turismo Sport

The real driving simulator, a fun play station game to race on tracks with high quality graphics and physics. You can play with motorsport enthusiasts and immature kids or just play by yourself. It’s main focus is competitive online racing, supported by the international governing body of motorsport. (Fédération Internationale de l'Automobile)

“Honey I can’t wash the dishes I’m racing on ‘Gran Turismo Sport’ with the boys tonight”

by wheelspeed February 23, 2021