goon

the truest, or the realest nigga on da block.

tha goon squad rolled up and da club went crazy.

by goonsquad December 29, 2007

goon

cheap wine from a wine bladder.
known to be drunk by cheap people, bogans and abos.

dude1"that abo over there with 1 thong on is drinking goon."
dude2"lol of course he is hes abo!"

by beejftw March 12, 2009

goon

someone stupid, a retard for example

chip is a goon

by botaf October 18, 2003

goon

the ulitmate in alcoholic beverage. $9= 4 litres. awsome value and quality buy. comes in a sliver sack known for its healing powers, gets u wasted fast and taste like shit. also looks like apple juice so it's easily concealable.

cop says 'hav u got goon?'
u say 'no'
cop says ' wat is it'
u say 'apple juice'
cop says 'okay' (and beleives u LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)

by fjsnvdskdavnvskanvask,vsa August 29, 2007

goon

1) an ice hockey player whose sole purpose is bodycheck, intimidate, and pick fights with opposing player
2) someone who intimidates and/or roughs up others for money

1) That number 12 on the other team is a goon! He spent more time in the penalty box than any other player!
2) What! Jones' Appliance Store won't pay protection money? Have a couple goons give Jones a godd "talking-to," if you know what I mean.

by Silky Smooth January 7, 2004

goon

thug to be hired by a mob boss or higher authority to do sum 'DIRT'

my goon did my work for me

by blazest the mostest February 10, 2008

goon

1-Person of dubious mental capacity.
2-One whom does not possess sound reasoning.
3-Hired muscle.
4- Character populating the strange island in popeye.

1 - "Ha look at that goon!"
2- "Ed Littlechild is such a goon"
3- "Quick lets bust a move before they send in the goons"

by olive April 16, 2005