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This word combines Logic with God, (respectfully) basically, There is no combatting this Form of Logic, no matter what you do, they will always come out on top if used the right way. Combine this with Impossible strength and you have a super human.

Disclaimer: Godgi is not for everyone.
"Im about to hit you with some Godgi" Or "Oogway goes logic God mode and uses Godgi and theres noting you can do Smh"
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Golgi apparatus 

A person that means a that you love with your whole heart , A cutie patootie , and has amazing texture
Man she’s my Golgi apparatus bro no joke
Gogi is a person who is always a dick towards his friends. People actually find him very enraging and can't help but wonder why he's present in their lives. Gogi is a mind-messer or you can say, a brain-molester.
"Wow. This subhuman guy I know just argued unintelligently with me for an hour and a half and he thinks he won."
"Jeez, what a gogi."
Gogi by Goat Yogi April 10, 2020
1.) A word used to euphemize any noun one wishes to substitute. Typically, but not always, the male genitalia.

2.) A synonym for marijuana.
Stop diddling your googis and get back to work!

The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the heat of the googis.

That's some dank googis we smoked!
Googis by UNHDan November 22, 2009
A stout young animal, usually of Irish or Italian descent. A Googins diet primarily consists of inexpensive strong beer, burritos, and occasionally - if the mood strikes - Red Lobster.

A Googin will protect it's face with a beard unless it meets a female (see: Gleegan - a veterinarian or a scholar), in which case it will promptly stumble home and shave. Sideburns not included.

You'll often find a Googin "working" in it's toy-filled room, or hoarding James Ready 5.5 in the basements of select Stoney Creek dive bars. You may also find a Googin sitting shotgun in your vehicle, but treasure this opportunity as he will hastily be fast asleep.

A Googin also possess' limited speech. You will often hear a Googin muttering the following sounds:

- Hudgity
- Tiddly
- Shawarma Shawarma Shawarma
- Take a toke
- Eat shit and choke
- Touch base
- Reach out
- Bub
- Bubs
- Chrons
- Chroners
- Dece
"Hudgity, hudgity, hudgity I'm only going out if I can eat me some damn Red Lobster and drink me some fucking 50"

Q: Hey Uncle Parp, want to hang out?
A: Nah. I just pissed my boxers and it got on my signed Hilary Duff picture. Plus, I'm busy organizing my Polly Pockets, bubs.

*Insert friend to friend email*
Reply: Why thank you for reaching out, sir. I appreciate your concern, and value your time. I will touch base with my colleagues. Regards - Googin
Googin by Jergs November 16, 2010

googin poof 

(Goo gin poof)

verb: 1) a dance preformed with random steps and movement due to overwhelming happiness

2) State of confusion

3) fit of laughter lasting more then 30 seconds

Noun: A overly happy person

can have prefexes such as:

-en as in Googin poofen

-ed as in googin poofed

-ing googin poofing
Verb 1:

I googin poofed when I found that rare comic i was looking for on amazon.com.

I will googin poof if I find that she really likes me.

verb 2:

I was struck googin poofen when i found out i failed the test and didn't know why.

Verb 3:

The cartoon Ed, edd, and Eddy always made me googin poof.

Noun:

I am so googin poof i might sing!
googin poof by theothermaninthebox January 22, 2011

golgi apparatus 

While completing completely useless TAKS packets in a chemistry pre-ap class, one of the members of the roflcopter crew (including romo, lucio, pakiprince, and cha) declares that the teacher is a 'golgi apparatus' for giving us such lund-chuusing work. It was then used day-in and day-out spreading the use of this great word.

the many different forms;

1. n. - One who is deficient in judgment, sense, or understanding.; tard

2. adj. - Lacking or exhibiting a lack of good sense or judgment; tard-like

3. Verb. - can mean anything you you bhenchods want it to mean
1. That golgi apparatus, Herod needs to teach us the lesson and not show so many useless videos.

2. That test over Acids and Bases was very golgi apparatus-like.

3. Im going to golgi apparatus all over Lanny tomorrow! ^-^