Gnomes Homes is the Magic Mushie Munchers name for hallucinogenic mushrooms, especially in reference to Gold Top Magic Mushrooms.,which luckily enough for us grow in huge abundance in nearly all cattle growing areas of Australia's tropical and temperate regions.
About an hour after eating around half a kilo of Gold Top Magic Mushies, in a very tasty 6 egg omelette(yes,,, I know I'm a greedy pigout guts), I entered into a brilliantly coloured world of Gnomes in their incredibly busy village. It had heaps of shops and cars and hippie looking Gnomes. But most of all there was hundreds of magic mushies with doors and windows in the stalks and tops, plus there were lots of Gnomes laying about outside their homes in hammocks ,or sitting in groups on chairs, smoking joints and bongs. I had a fantastic time laughing and chatting with these magic little people, who told me that yes, it's quite true that Magic Mushies are in fact Gnomes Homes , and that on behalf of all the cows in the world that produce the cow shit that allows the Magic Mushies to keep growing for ever more, they are really happy to supply their excess Gnomes Homes to people who love to use them to "get off their fucking faces" :-) :-)
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A small Nordic people that reside in pubic area of infested humans. Signs of Crotch Gnomes include small log cabins, or burrows in the skin of the pubic area. Initial symptoms may include small smoldering fires, slow burning sensations, and hat crafting.
Infestations of Crotch Gnomes are easily spotted by their tall pointy red hats. Not to worry though, while crotch gnomes may be irritating - have short stubby legs, and do not move very fast, making them easier to exterminate. Be sure to stay away from any small animals like Rabbits or Foxes, crotch gnomes are drawn to them.
Crotch gnomes maybe spread in the following ways:
Direct pubis to pubis contact
Excessive amounts of time spent in Nordic Countries
Hat making classes
Playing with foxes or rabbits
Infestations of Crotch Gnomes are easily spotted by their tall pointy red hats. Not to worry though, while crotch gnomes may be irritating - have short stubby legs, and do not move very fast, making them easier to exterminate. Be sure to stay away from any small animals like Rabbits or Foxes, crotch gnomes are drawn to them.
Crotch gnomes maybe spread in the following ways:
Direct pubis to pubis contact
Excessive amounts of time spent in Nordic Countries
Hat making classes
Playing with foxes or rabbits
"I was hearing a lot of sawing and hammering noises last night in my sleep" "Have you checked your pubes? sounds like you have crotch gnomes"
by chocahol March 4, 2008
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When said normally in a sentence "gnomesand" sounds like "know what I'm saying," phonetically. If the word is said fast enough, the listener won't be able to tell the difference.
This makes for an awesome addition to one's everyday hip vocabulary without all the ghettoness of true Ebonics.
When said normally in a sentence "gnomesand" sounds like "know what I'm saying," phonetically. If the word is said fast enough, the listener won't be able to tell the difference.
This makes for an awesome addition to one's everyday hip vocabulary without all the ghettoness of true Ebonics.
Hey Kyle did you catch that new Terminator movie? I thought it was pretty good, but it doesn't even equal the caliber of the first two movies, gnomesand?
by SupXZ513 June 2, 2009
Get the Gnomesand mug.gnomes homes is the Magic Mushie Munchers name for hallucinogenic mushrooms. Especially in reference to Gold Top Magic Mushrooms, which luckily enough for us grow in huge abundance in cattle growing areas of Australia's tropical and temperate regions.
About an hour after eating around half a kilo of gold top magic mushrooms, in a very tasty 6 egg omelette, I began tripping in a brilliantly coloured world of Gnomes in their incredibly psychedelic village. It had heaps of shops and cars and hippie looking gnomes. But most of all there was hundreds of magic mushies with doors and windows in the stalks and tops.Plus there were lots of gnomes laying about outside their mushroom homes in hammocks, or lounging about sleepily on mattresses, casually smoking bongs and joints. I had a fantastic time laughing and joking with these amazing little people, who told me that yes, it's quite true that magic mushies are indeed gnomes homes. The gnomes said that they would like to say thanks and congratulations to all the cows in Australia, and the World, that produce all the cow shit that allows the gnomes homes to keep growing forever more. The gnomes said they are really happy to supply their excess gnomes homes to people like me who love using gnomes homes to "get off their fucking faces !"
by Frosty Grego March 7, 2008
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by Helen and Elizabeth July 25, 2008
Get the Sock Gnomes mug.1. Underpants Gnomes are small beings that come to Tweek's room at 3.30 in the night to steal his underpants, Tweek sees them, because he can't sleep - ever !
2. The gnomes steal underpants to make profit. How ?
Like this:
1. Collect underpants
2. ?
3. Profit
3. They even have a working song, like the 7 dwarfs.
Time to go to work !
Work all night !
Searh for underpants hey !
We won't stop until we have underpants!
Yum tum yummy tum hey !
Watch South Park, season 2 episode 17 - Gnomes
2. The gnomes steal underpants to make profit. How ?
Like this:
1. Collect underpants
2. ?
3. Profit
3. They even have a working song, like the 7 dwarfs.
Time to go to work !
Work all night !
Searh for underpants hey !
We won't stop until we have underpants!
Yum tum yummy tum hey !
Watch South Park, season 2 episode 17 - Gnomes
Tweek : They're taking my underpants!
Kyle : Will you stop with the Underpants Gnomes, Tweek, we have to work her..
Kyle : Will you stop with the Underpants Gnomes, Tweek, we have to work her..
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