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Fuck a Goat

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Just something random to say to break an awkward silence or just to say to make things random
person 1 : whats up?
person 2 : playing video games. you?
Person 1 : nothing much
person 2 : ...fuck a goat
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When someone suggests trying something new and you’re low key down to get after it, no questions asked.
Friend #1: “We should do a shotski at the top of the double black diamond run.”
Friend #2: “Shirtless.”
Friend #3: “I’d fuck that goat.”
by Turnantur March 23, 2024
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Agreeing or volunteering to do something that might ruin one’s reputation because it’s worth it nevertheless.
Friend: I read some people dip their Oreos in ranch.
Me: I’d fuck that goat.
by ProfessorRock March 23, 2024
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Fuck Me up the Goat Ass

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A phrase that may be exclaimed in situations concerning stupid actions/accidents carried out by yourself.

It can be used to signify individuals near you that your poor motor skills coupled with hand-eye coordination are just as affective as bringing a pack of bubblegum instead of a grenade to war.
After taking the tray of Tater-Tots out of the oven, you remove the oven mittens.
While trying to grab one with your bare hands, you burn your wrist/arm/upper limb on the metal try.

* "Ouch! Fuck Me up the Goat Ass!"
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A better name for ISIS, IS, or whatever the hell they're calling themselves now.
Federal Officer: After a brief investigation, we have concluded that the moron whose suicide vest blew up before he left the house had connections with Goat-Fuckers International .
by gfihater March 13, 2016
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Albanian Goat Fucker

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The Albanian goat fucker is a special kind of mentally challenged individual.
It fuck all sorts of goats. Like all of them. It's scary.
There is also a 3-man band called The Albanian Goat Fuckers. They be nice.
Hey man, did you see the Albanian Goat Fucker?
The band or a retard?
Yes
by albaniangoatlover May 28, 2020
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Either a gay man whose father fucks goats or a straight man who favors anal sex whose father fucks goats. Usually reserved as an insult
JJ: Hey dude, your mom is really hot!
Hank: Fuck you, You Butt fucking son of a goat fucker!
by Rambler 2.0 January 4, 2007
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