Glenn

A really bad R6 player that ranked copper and blames you when he dies

My friend is being a Glenn when he died

by CaptainVanos February 22, 2022

Glenn

A man that was always kind to other people. He died trying to save the ones he loved. Glenn hates everyone named Nicholas, and has an odd thing for the girl named Maggie. He had a love for Enid, the sweet girl he was going to adopt, but then a girl named Lucille hit him up and he left his family to smash her.

Glenn was going to adopt Enid at all costs.

by The Wonder World December 23, 2016

Glenn

A person who is always right under all circumstances.

Whether you like it or not, this is a universal law.

Common agruments may be 'No u' or 'I told you so.

Instances wherein this person is not right, cannot be considered cannon.

Your argument is invalid, you are talking to Glenn.

Glenn is always correct in what he says, no matter how hard you try to debate about it.

by StarkillerStef May 28, 2019

Glenn

Glenn is literally the cutest and most angelic girl you'll ever meet.

When you get to know a Glenn, you will never ever not feel welcome, once she laid an eye on you, she'll never even risk to make u feel anything else besides the person all of her attention belongs to.
She will listen to you while talking like a waterfall, keeping the conversation going, setting herself the goal, that she'll always be trying her best to show you how much she cares about you and how much she wants to get to know you.
To reach that goal, Glenn will always be willing to make an effort, even if its just about googling silly pick-up lines for hours, she knows will make you smile.

Also, seeing her smile will melt your heart and while she smiles at you, its guaranteed that you won't be able to look at anyone or anything else besides her.

,,Have u seen how angelic she is?" ,,Yes, she's totally a Glenn!"

by Van.gone August 27, 2019

Glenn

A truly selfish asshole that never takes responsibility for themselves or their own actions.

Bro stop being such a Glenn and clean up the pasta noodles you spilled all over the kitchen floor.

by BenicioDelTaco69 February 10, 2019

Glenn

Someone who isn't particularly bright but still manages to land on his feet.
Quiet and does not voice his opinions well.
Just a real tool. Heartbreaker, too.

Hey that Glenn guy, he seems like a real... whore.

by ghostfuckerok May 25, 2019

Glenn

A squirrel killing faggot.

There is no explanation for Glenn

by Tazedyourballsack69 January 9, 2021