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GF services

Girlfriend services. 1. To act like a real girlfriend and provide company and companionship in return for payment or other consideration or gifts. 2. To provide sexual services of a vanilla nature for payment. Unlike PSE (pornstar experience), GF Services excludes hard deep-throat, s&m, water sports or anal sex.
She's not really my actual girlfriend, she's just this girl I pay for GF services when I'm lonely or bored.
by LuigiSqueegee November 15, 2016
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why does my gf sound so innocent

she sounds so innocent because she is the most perfect person in the word and omg??? im inlove with her :)
gi : hi
me : why does my gf sound so innocent FKHASJKFHASJFHAKFHAMARRYME?
by personallyidk October 3, 2022
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National buy your gf steak day

On October 8th, you have to take your gf out on a nice date and go get steak.
Gf: “hey do you know what day it is today?”
Bf: “october 8th?”
Gf: “exactly! National buy your gf steak day!”
by Pappppppiiiiii October 8, 2023
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G.F.S.A.

Great FuckingStory Asshole
timmothy: hey so guess what happened do you want to know what happened?

John: no but you are going to tell it anuways arnt you.

Timmothy: so i was at the club and i fuckd this bitch so hard her pussy lips slid off and know they call her no lip Eugene.

John: wow really interesting story you got there.

Francis: wow G.F.S.A.
by ginglethate January 21, 2016
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This is going from top to bottom, right to left on your keyboard with spaces in between all the letter. You do this when your so board that you refuse to do something productive and start searching random things.
James was so board that he started typing m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q instead of reading his book.
by Hello. Bye. November 20, 2020
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THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!
Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*
by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022
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bring your gf to school day

Nov 17 is being your gf to school day *cough cough*ANDREW*cough cough*
oh it’s november 16 which means it’s bring your gf to school day! i should pick my girlfriend up from work and bring her to school with me in the morning
by listen to this November 16, 2022
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